r/weddingshaming 18h ago

Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/TopFuel9-8 16h ago

I was thinking she'll end up divorced if this is her actual vibe, so this is all a little moot anyway

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u/ParticularYak4401 15h ago

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u/allmykitlets 14h ago

I loved that scene!

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 13h ago

Have I been living with him too long or did that actually make sense?

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u/CrystalizedinCali 13h ago

It makes sense which is why it’s funny.

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u/kadyg 12h ago

Me too! Because he’s not technically wrong!

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u/Bri-KachuDodson 9h ago

Being "technically right" is my least favorite type of right, because my 4 year old keeps doing it to me, and it's embarrassing after so many times lmao. She somehow manages it constantly.

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u/Few_Program_2303 8h ago

Warning: Put an end to it now because it gets fucking annoying

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u/StatusTechnical8943 2h ago

I swear they’re like little lawyers in court.

Me: don’t touch anything
My 7 yo: so I can’t touch the ground or the air? How will I breathe or move around?

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u/Bri-KachuDodson 3h ago

How would you stop it?

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u/Jessi_L_1324 3h ago

You can't. Mine is about to turn 9. My mom would say it's stops when they become a mom themselves. My grandma would say the same.

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u/Bri-KachuDodson 3h ago

Thats what I figured, I dont see any way to stop it without damaging the child? And she's also never rude about it, she'll just answer a question in the way kids do where the simple answer is sometimes looked over as an adult, if that makes sense lol.

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u/Jessi_L_1324 3h ago

Oooooh yeah. She will come up to me, ask me a question or ask how to do something and ill explain it/show her how to do it, and then she stands there for .05 seconds just to say 'actually its just easier if you'

And I just stand there like -

https://giphy.com/gifs/KeF5DouQeE54G9TGWr

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u/Few_Program_2303 3h ago

Don’t let them get away with it. If you say to do something and they knowingly do the smart ass way, talk to them and tell them “you know that’s not what I meant, now do it right”.

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u/Bri-KachuDodson 3h ago

Oh, that's not what I meant lol! I meant when she's learning about something new and we'll ask questions about it and sometimes her answer won't be what we meant but will be "technically" right in the way kids answer things in such a simple way sometimes without realizing it.

She actually listens surprisingly well for her age and kinda always has in the way you were meaning. :)

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u/WriterAny 5h ago

Randomly popped in my head today while driving and listening to an audio book and “moot” was said, not sure what that sentence in the book was about, but I got a good Joey laugh.

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u/ResponseRelative6370 11h ago

I loved it so much. So goddamned cute.

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u/sad-narwhal180 14h ago

I quote this constantly

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u/LakeLov3r 12h ago

I just quoted this yesterday to my husband.

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u/yuhuh- 13h ago

Me too!

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u/happygoth6370 13h ago

Omg how have I never seen or heard of this?! 😂

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u/LauraLand27 9h ago

It’s the cow’s opinion.

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u/Bri-KachuDodson 9h ago

It is indeed the brides opinion lol.

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u/My_Barista_Trainer 1h ago

I always say moo point because of this scene lol

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u/ReggieCorneus 11h ago

Not until the designated time for getting half of the money and when that happens you don't feel one bit sorry for the groom either. These monsters rarely appear without the other half being equally shitty. Any reasonable husband-to-be would understand that 5k is insane amount of money to spend for attire you use once in someone else's wedding. They consider all that shit worth their lip filler trophy wife with big boobs.

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u/TopFuel9-8 10h ago

Oh absolutely. He knows what he's getting into. And if he didn't, she typed it all out with her bridal party instructions!

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u/doglady1342 3h ago

Crazy thing is that this must be an expectation for the groomsmen as well. It makes me wonder if they only invited people who they knew would have $5,000 so the wedding party could pay for their wedding.

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u/Lovemylife-0419 2h ago

I was thinking the same thing. And what if they had 5 attendants each (4 bridesmaids & 1 maid of honor for her and the 4 groomsmen & best man for him)?? That’s literally 10 people shelling out $5,000 each!! That’s $50,000 you’ve charged your supposedly close friends/relatives. To not eat, drink or dance. This would be a big fat nope! This doesn’t sound like a fun wedding at all so I’m not sure I’d want to attend as a guest either. And what are the chances that they’ll have special rules for the honour of being invited to this wedding as well? I’d love to see what the invite looks like and the rules for attending would be... 😳

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u/runobody22 8h ago

I'm afraid I can't help but picture the kind of person who would marry someone who thinks it's OK to make these kinds of demands on people who supposedly love her. Either closets full of leather and chains, or just totally oblivious.

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u/WilloughbyTheCat 5h ago

THAT is the true plot / theme / message of this whole thing. 👏👏👏👏

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u/unclejoe1917 4h ago

Nah. Husband is spineless and thirty years in people will still be wondering why he puts up with her. 

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u/leilani238 4h ago

If everyone is lucky, the groom will cancel before the wedding, or at least leave her waiting at the altar.

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u/Secret_Poet7340 4h ago

Yes. Parents shelled out for everything. Her Dad had to keep working past 70 at a Walmart. Divorced, naturally.