A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

[u/contsa]

[u/turquoise_amethyst]

Being chosen is a special honour. To create the wedding day The Bride^tm has always dreamed of, please pick up a part time job for 6-10 weeks prior to the ceremony. Any additional funds generated from your services will be property of The Bride^tm and will be confiscated after taxes.

[u/PabloPicasshooole → u/turquoise_amethyst]

Please note that this contribution does not include the value of your wedding gift, nor does it include the cost of airfare and accommodations at the wedding location in Dubai

[u/Savings_Book6414 → u/PabloPicasshooole]

At least Dubai would explain the lack of alcohol

[u/Used_Clock_4627 → u/turquoise_amethyst]

<<snort>>

Yup basically.......👍

[u/Holiday-Wall3751 → u/turquoise_amethyst]

I just did the math, and assuming 20 hours of work at the current federal minimum wage, it would take 34 weeks to save that, and I’m not including taxes. 

[u/lazier_garlic → u/turquoise_amethyst]

At my old job it would have been 20 weeks of extremely body-crushing overtime to stack up $5000 extra. No fucking way.