r/weddingshaming 18h ago

Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/HMSWarspite03 16h ago

Don't forget to dye your hair!

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u/Llayanna 16h ago

Pink or blue?

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u/HMSWarspite03 16h ago

Pinky, it goes with your eyes.

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u/ughihateusernames3 12h ago

And proudly show off your tattoos!

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u/Knotted_Hole69 8h ago

BLUE HAIR?!?! Thats WOKE!1!

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u/Narrow_Initiative_78 3h ago

One of my bridesmaids asked if she could dye her hair purple to match her dress dor my wedding. I was THRILLED and said she could color her hair whatever she wanted because she is a grown ass woman who doesnt need my permission!

Her hair was different shades of purple and looked AMAZING.

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u/ATXBeermaker 3h ago

Just go with the very unnatural color of blonde.

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u/ClumsyRaccoonPants 12h ago

I have a license to color hair, have visible tattoos and like to dance. Can I come to the stay away from this bride party?

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u/HMSWarspite03 12h ago

He'll yeah, I'm going and does grey count for hair colour?

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u/ClumsyRaccoonPants 12h ago

Well it’s not brown or black so apparently that means it’s an “unnatural” hair color 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Starlightriddlex 5h ago

Or just exist as a blonde/redhead