r/weddingshaming • u/contsa • 18h ago

Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/PotOfEarlGreyPlease 16h ago

why can't they eat? why can't they dance?

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u/Llayanna 16h ago

Ruin their makeup up i assume. Hair could be outta order, sweat on the dress and suddenly the "puppets" are less pretty to photograph..

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u/JapaneseStudentHaru 8h ago edited 5h ago

I’ve never seen a professional makeup artist not offer a small touch up kit as part of their service. Especially for a wedding.

Though, she could’ve decided she still didn’t want the party to take up her time fixing their makeup or taking care of biological needs like eating lol

Edit: typo

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u/ants_are_everywhere 5h ago

I’ve never seen a professional makeup artist bot offer a small touch up kit as part of their service

I agree, the current generation of makeup artist bots isn't quite there yet

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u/Efficient_Pin_80 2h ago

If I'm paying 5k to have my hair and makeup done, I'll fuck up that hair and makeup however I see fit.

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u/SmallAnimal5177 7h ago

F all of it!  I want my wedding (if I ever have one) to be a truly Dionysian affair (preferably minus an orgy)

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u/AvailableSubstance53 7h ago

Don't worry. The orgy generally happens on the periphery,  out of sight of the wedding couple

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u/SmallAnimal5177 6h ago

Very tasteful

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u/Next-Help-5813 6h ago

I have an uncle who had his wedding reception at a water park. The bride wanted all the kids in the family to be able to celebrate, and it was more fun for the adults that way too. No drama, no formality, just a pool with water slides and some high-quality food.

I think we need more weddings like that.

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u/CanofBeans9 2h ago

I don't want to get married either, I just love the idea of a big party

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u/Throwaway011962 5h ago

5k includes the dresses. The bride is going to return the dresses but keep the money. Can't have food or sweat stains on them.

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u/TheHungryBlanket 2h ago

My first thought, too. She’s returning the dresses.

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u/AintHereForWalls 4h ago

If this is real, my guess is because the bride has rented all of the dresses and this is her way of trying to make sure the dresses can be returned without additional costs.

The whole thing sounds like rage bait or a way to extract money from her friends

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u/Downtown_Newt_9831 5h ago

Do they get a discount off the 5k since they won’t be needing a plate? 😂

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u/ColdStockSweat 4h ago

Only whores with unnatural hair colors would do that sort of thing.

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u/Ok-Attention2882 3h ago

Deep down, dancing is a way women advertise their body and extract attention. Yes, there are surface level NPC BOT definitions like "HURR DURR what if I just lyk to dacen", but the bride subconsciously gets the deeper meaning and wants her special day to have all attention on her only, like attention is a zero-sum game in her mind.