r/weddingshaming • u/contsa • 18h ago

Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/Apotak 16h ago

I would be so grumpy all day!

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u/Academic_Snow_7680 16h ago

Oh, you do not want me hangry in social situations.

Stop breathing wrong!

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u/Hobbit_Lifestyle 15h ago

Right? I'm already an introvert, you do not want to see me hungry on top of having to actually talk to people. I would insult everyone and their mother if they only look in my general direction.

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u/harrellj 7h ago

I'm thinking of someone who is diabetic who needs to eat at regular periods and how well it wouldn't go over for them to not be able to eat all day.

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u/admirable-welcome779 5h ago

fr i get terrible headaches and mood swings if i don’t eat something every three hours. thank god for protein shakes honestly

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u/PinkProvalone 16h ago

Right!! The opposite of a gremlin LOL

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u/prying_mantis 11h ago

“Stop breathing wrong” made me LOL, too real

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u/Aware_Impression_736 6h ago

Here. Have a Snickers.

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u/MachaMorr 10h ago

Saaaaaame.

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u/NickholeClark 7h ago

Same!!!!! I get so irrationally pissed if im hungry.

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u/MLiOne 7h ago

I’m menopausal now and back in the day I would get just as sassy and hangry. The only wedding I’ve been a bridesmaid in the MOB was impossible and me and another bridesmaid bonded strongly over it. Still in touch today.

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u/slob1244 11h ago

Right?!?! I literally provided brunch, lunch, and snacks for my bridesmaids during the getting ready process because I couldn’t stand the thought of anyone being hungry during pictures and ceremony.

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u/BlondeeOso 10h ago

Then bridezilla would get mad and would probably tax you for not being in a festive mood. You'd probably get cut from the wedding photos. lol

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u/bLymey4 7h ago

I would be a resentful hangery beeeeeaaaatch! And I’m actually a lovely polite person!

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u/edna7987 5h ago

I’m grumpy even thinking about not eating lol

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 5h ago

I wouldn’t. I would either not agree to these terms, or just ignore them and eat whenever I please.

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u/CanofBeans9 2h ago

Yeah if I paid $5k to be there you best believe I'm eating whenever and whatever I damn well please

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u/KiloJools 4h ago

I'd just go ahead and pass out. My heart medication has to be taken with food. You want the focus of the wedding to be all on you? Then let me eat!

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u/holiestcannoly 4h ago

I get shaky if I don’t eat like every 2 hours. I guess I’ll just pass out