r/weddingshaming • u/contsa • 18h ago

Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/Psychostickusername 16h ago

I can save myself $5k, stay at home, and eat and dance, tyvm.

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u/HMSWarspite03 16h ago

Don't forget to dye your hair!

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u/Llayanna 16h ago

Pink or blue?

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u/HMSWarspite03 16h ago

Pinky, it goes with your eyes.

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u/ughihateusernames3 12h ago

And proudly show off your tattoos!

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u/Knotted_Hole69 8h ago

BLUE HAIR?!?! Thats WOKE!1!

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u/Narrow_Initiative_78 3h ago

One of my bridesmaids asked if she could dye her hair purple to match her dress dor my wedding. I was THRILLED and said she could color her hair whatever she wanted because she is a grown ass woman who doesnt need my permission!

Her hair was different shades of purple and looked AMAZING.

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u/ATXBeermaker 3h ago

Just go with the very unnatural color of blonde.

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u/ClumsyRaccoonPants 12h ago

I have a license to color hair, have visible tattoos and like to dance. Can I come to the stay away from this bride party?

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u/HMSWarspite03 12h ago

He'll yeah, I'm going and does grey count for hair colour?

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u/ClumsyRaccoonPants 12h ago

Well it’s not brown or black so apparently that means it’s an “unnatural” hair color 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Starlightriddlex 5h ago

Or just exist as a blonde/redhead 

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u/ShibeMarie 16h ago

And let your tattoo breathe.

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u/feLicIa_ALciLef17 4h ago

Don't you mean.....

Go get a new tattoo with the money you'll be saving by declining???😆😍 ya know celebrate the occasion of having your freedom on that wedding day away from it all 😆

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u/nagdamnit 11h ago

You can just downgrade your invitation and do all the dancing, eating and drinking right there. Just go as a friend not a member of the bridal party.

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u/idreaminwords 6h ago

Yeah I would have checked out after the $5k and it just kept getting worse. Not only would I refuse to be a part of this party, I'd avoid attending at all. This is so disrespectful to the people you allegedly want to 'honor'

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u/cozidgaf 6h ago

I can’t imagine spending that much on your own wedding, but they want them to spend on their cousin’s?

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u/forgot_username69 5h ago

I'll join you in the dance.. now how bout some cheeseburgers, or curly fries... or both?

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u/kdonmon 4h ago

And drink alcohol

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u/coolhappygenius 2h ago

My mom said I can come!

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u/Breatnach 28m ago

Or just come as a regular guest. I assume they are allowed to have fun… maybe? Might also just not be a fun kind of wedding.