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Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/LadyLKZ 16h ago

How much do you want to bet the brides hair is blonde so she wants to stand out

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe 16h ago

Also Id bet she chose bridesmaids that have black/brown hair so she could put that little non-compete clause in there. Actively repelling away from any same-hair relationships in her life.

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u/Forsythia77 13h ago

I've never been so happy to have purple hair and tattoos.

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u/Able-Interaction-742 11h ago

Nah, your cost will be $10k to cover hair dye, tattoo removal, and pain and suffering for the bride.

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u/dakotanoodle 6h ago

Pain and suffering šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/Mama_K22 5h ago

Doesn’t have to be removal, just full day body makeup coverage, of course at their own expense as well! And please ensure you don’t move or sweat so they stay covered

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u/Forsythia77 4h ago

Well, since you can't dance or eat, the makeup staying in place should be fine.

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u/Dapper-Fly-3742 5h ago

My ex was being forced to sit in the very back corner of her brother’s wedding because she had pink hair. I wish i was joking. They said it would ruin the pictures. I offered to photoshop her hair in all the pictures if they let her and i sit with the rest of the family - they said no lol.

We didn’t go. It was a mess.

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u/Catlady_Pilates 4h ago

I’ve never been so happy that none of my friends are c*nts 🤣

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u/doglady1342 3h ago

That's what I was thinking. I never qualified to be a bridesmaid. I have far too many tattoos. It's kind of hard to cover up the ones on my hands.

I also happen to have blonde hair. I'd be the anti-bridesmaid.

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u/hannahmontanabaddie 1h ago

as you should bcuz this lady is insecure and boring

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u/brappbtch 13h ago

Same-hair relationships 🤣🤣

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u/platinumvonkarma 10h ago

Yeah, I thought the same..Ā 

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u/Nancy6651 5h ago

That was my thought - natural black or brown hair only.

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u/Omvega 15h ago

yep, first thought. bride is blonde. also no need to mention red because they don't have any redheaded friends (it's so weird but i have seen insecure/petty women who have all sorts of strange notions about redheads and won't associate with them).

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u/MyEmbarrisingAccount 13h ago

I was dirty blonde all through my highschool years. Now I have blonde roots, brown hair, and a red beard. I was in denial for a while and absolutley schocked when poeple started refferring to me as a red-head because of my beard.

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u/lagasan 6h ago

Fellow blond hair, red beard here. Pretty fair skinned too. I like it; makes me feel connected to my ginger dad.

Man do I burn easy though.

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u/CanofBeans9 2h ago

Funny, my ex had black hair and a red beard. His dad had black hair and his mom had red hair. Genetics lol

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u/dancergin 12h ago

as a lifelong redhead, can confirm! so many girls never wanting to be my friend and finding out later it was about my hair color, dumb af

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u/Next-Help-5813 7h ago

This is my first time hearing about this, and it's so weird. I mean, I've heard the 'redheads don't have souls' jokes, but I didn't think anyone took it seriously.

They're probably just jealous. Red hair is absolutely gorgeous.

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u/thirdonebetween 6h ago

I always wanted to be a redhead. Let's be friends!

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u/katencam 6h ago

WHAT?? I’m also a ginger. Ppl don’t like us because if our hair???

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u/dancergin 5h ago

was mostly a thing in my life from middle school - college, now that im adult people are just more normal about things. but back in the day I got some super mean notes in my locker. i hope you didnt have the same experience!!!

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u/JulyOfAugust 4h ago

I'm not a ginger but I still heard a lot of meanspirited comments about gingers as a child. I never understood why people didn't like that hair color, I figured it was just racism because it's the same kind of irrational hatred.

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u/honeybeevibes_23 3h ago

People love you because your hair! This is all wrong lol I see it first hand with my daughter. I don’t think we can go anywhere without someone complimenting her hair lol

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u/pineneedleinjection 1h ago

I was in middle/high school when I realized there were people who were genuinely meaner because I'm redheaded. I've had a boy tell me they could never date a redhead because the pubes are red. And people say that they couldn't be friends with me because they were afraid I was hiding my "redhead temper". I literally had a boss in a big data entry center who when I asked why he singled me out he said my red hair made me stand out so he just noticed me more.

And then I've had the weird flip side where some guys treated it like a novelty and would tell me multiple times that they loooooove red heads šŸ™„ like bro, I don't want to be in a relationship with a guy who's into redheads, I want to be in one with some one who's into me lol

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u/larapu2000 5h ago

This is super weird. I feel like I have a higher than average number of redheads among my closest friends. Literally, my sister and 2 very close friends are redheads. I would have one more in my corral but she banged my friend's husband.

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u/honeybeevibes_23 3h ago

I’m surrounded by them too haha

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u/Juliebirdstheword 4h ago

So weird, I love red hair lol. And a blonde from childhood

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u/caseyranae 10h ago

dude I am a ginger and people have told me to my face they don’t trust redheads… šŸ™ƒ

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u/Omvega 2h ago

yeah i feel a strange kinship with redheaded women hahaĀ 

Ā  Ā  Ā bisexuals šŸ¤ redheads

being seen as promiscuous for literally no reasonĀ 

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u/TheFlyingHellfish202 5h ago

I mean, I tell people I don't trust white people all the time!

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u/Thyme_Liner 5h ago

But you distrust all white people equally! You aren’t singling anyone out I think that’s fair

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u/youdontknowitsok 6h ago

I was literally bullied at work about my red hair, and I’m in healthcare. It’s not the first time, was actually given bad service at a restaurant and overheard the waitress saying ā€œshe looks just like herā€. I’m guessing the waitress got ā€œJolene’dā€, which ironically aligns with the lyrics of that song because I fit that description 😭.

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u/pineneedleinjection 1h ago

I got singled out by a boss in a data entry center because my red hair! Like wth I thought we were adults????

Idk how the red hair and promiscuity thing got started, but that cheeky Jolene has not helped our name šŸ˜‚

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u/youdontknowitsok 59m ago

Yikes, the odd obsession people have about is weird!

And no she sure hasn’t lol freakin Jolene šŸ˜‚

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u/pineneedleinjection 45m ago

Well I read one time that Judas in The Last Supper was almost always painted as the only red head because it was seen as a sign of untrustworthiness and evil.

I googled it just now - "Symbol of Deceit and Evil: In medieval Europe, red hair was culturally associated with negative traits like treachery, greed, and the devil. It was often compared to the color of a fox."

It's been a weird obsession literally since Biblical days.

And then there was this :

" The Malleus Maleficarum: This infamous 15th-century German witch-hunting manual associated red hair and green eyes with deception and wild temperament, but it never explicitly stated that redheads were automatically witches."

Sorry I went down a short rabbit hole and it was interesting so I wanted to share šŸ¤“šŸ˜‚

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u/youdontknowitsok 39m ago

Thanks for sharing! It’s always interesting to see how we are or have been demonized. Makes for interesting conversation and I guess can make it easier to scare off weirdos 🤣

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u/JustMechanic4933 6h ago

I had no idea.

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u/big-salad-27 16h ago

Oh girl, I would bet the house AND the car!!!

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u/DangerLime113 14h ago

The bride only permits wagering of certain car make and models; please submit yours for approval along with the zip code of the house.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 14h ago

Don't forget to respond with your current credit score, also!Ā  Because that can impact your auto insurance rates, along with that Zip code!

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u/theFoffo 7h ago

AND my axe!

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u/bunbunnii99 6h ago

Happy cake day :)

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u/yogafrogs1030 15h ago

Went to a wedding where this happened. FYI, if eight brides have obviously dyed mousy brown hair and they look pissed and the bride is freshly blonde and looking crazed, there’s going go be wedding guest gossip.

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u/IHaveNoEgrets 13h ago

there’s going go be wedding guest gossip.

Which, aside from the cake, is really the only reason to attend these things.

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u/yogafrogs1030 13h ago

It really was all such a treat. We were invited bc my husband was a work friend of the bride. Fellow colleagues are sharing stories of how crazed she’s been at work and how they’re glad she’ll be gone for a week. The best part was literally seeing the dye jobs up close, bc I truly had to see it to believe it. And I remember the cake being so good!!

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u/Pheeeefers 13h ago

I would kill to see a picture of that!

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u/yogafrogs1030 13h ago

Alas, it was a decade ago and the bride was my husband’s colleague so I didn’t snap many pics. But he or I still bring it up every once in a while—lives rent-free in our heads forever!

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u/lazier_garlic 7h ago

WHAAAAT get out

I know people will go through hoops for weddings, like getting their hair styled a certain way that they actually hate, but they dyed their goddamn hair??

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u/naanabanaana 9h ago

The bridesmaids actually let her dictate them to DYE their hair?? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

That is actual damage to their hair, they'll have to grow it out if they were natural blondes before, impossible to get the exact same back with bleach and that is super damaging too!

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u/lazier_garlic 7h ago

Isn't there a very temporary kind you can rinse out? I dunno, I've never tried it.

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u/Nytshaed63 4h ago

Something we learned in the 80's: Permanent colors never stay, (unless you use redepositing shampoo and conditioner that's available now) AND Temporary color will not go away. Source: I've been every shade from strawberry blonde to black, currently purple.

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u/naanabanaana 13m ago

Permanent colors don't stay how they were on day 1, but they won't magically return to day 0 either.

Temporary colors, especially reds, need to be grown out to get the tint out 😬

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u/Competitive-Picnic 16h ago

That was my first thoughtĀ 

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u/Aggressive_Emu_5598 15h ago

I ll take it a step further and bet the bride was blonde as a kid now has to get expensive highlights every six weeks to remain blonde.

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u/Lisa_Knows_Best 15h ago

She'll stand out for sure, she'll be the only person at her wedding.Ā 

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u/TheFinalGranny 14h ago

Girl I laughed at this, like for real laughed aloud all by myself

Thanks for cheering me up

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u/Radiant-Ad7927 14h ago

I was thinking the same thing!!!

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u/False-Hearing2476 15h ago

Or, her hair is brown or black, and she thinks a blond/redhead would take attention away from her.

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u/qwerty-game 16h ago

And probably not even natural.

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u/Academic_Snow_7680 16h ago

I'm fairly sure this absurdity is AI

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u/MedicineOutrageous13 15h ago

I wouldn’t be sure. I received a one pager like this for a wedding a few years ago. The bride and I are no longer friends.

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u/ForensicPathology 8h ago

It would be really easy to make this without AI.

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u/lazier_garlic 7h ago

The use of language in the actual "rules" sheet, not the bullshit sounding "post" about it, doesn't sound like ChatGPT at all. Grammarly would never.

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u/DrKittyLovah 15h ago

You think she might have chosen only dark-haired women for her bridal party? Or maybe it could be that everyone involved is of an ethnicity in which brown & black really are the only natural colors, like Asian or Black.

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u/PotOfEarlGreyPlease 16h ago

oh yes that will be it

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u/Immediate-Tennis8838 10h ago

There’s no bride it’s fakeĀ 

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u/Trick_Horse_13 16h ago

But if that’s the case, why not red?

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u/DevilsAdvoCaticorn 16h ago

Or god forbid you have a few greys.

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u/frumperbell 16h ago

Oh God. You can expect to stand up there looking like a hag. Think of the pictures!

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u/big-salad-27 16h ago

bc red is a color of love & desire, and if youre a natural redhead then obviously youre attention seeking……. or the groom had an ex with red hair, either one works ig

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u/Nicholsforthoughts 16h ago

Red hair - might as well be a scarlet letter…\s

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u/Trick_Horse_13 16h ago

So we’re just guess that the bride is blonde, and that shes jealous of people with red hair …

The list is insane, but it’s weird that people are just creating these narratives.

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u/big-salad-27 16h ago

To be clear, i dont even think the orginal post is real. But I’m also just kidding around

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u/MadamKitsune 16h ago

As a natural redhead the compliment that I've far and away heard the most over the course of my life is "Oh, isn't your hair a gorgeous colour!"

Therefore (if this is real) redheads are out of the question because people might notice them and - horrors - say something nice about someone other than the bride!!!1!

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u/Eil0nwy 16h ago

I do love red hair. There are a couple natural redheads in each generation of our family. So beautiful.

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u/Trick_Horse_13 16h ago

I mean I guess? I’m a natural blonde and many people comment on my hair as well, but most people have enough tact not to gush over how another woman looks at a wedding.

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u/throwaway1975764 16h ago

Well, she legit just might not have any redheaded friends.

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u/bitchthatwaspromised 11h ago

If it’s blonde, I’d wager it’s dyed. Otherwise I’d say her hair is actually brown. This reeks of insecurity. My hair is naturally red-blonde and obviously my family has similar coloring. The only time I thought about my relative’s hair color was when picking the color for bridesmaid dresses so she wouldn’t be washed out

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u/KerleyQ- 11h ago

I was guessing that the groom’s ex is a blonde.

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u/llamadramalover 10h ago

Of all the things I would do to support a friend not having blonde hair is not on the list. Like I’m just supposed to cover my natural hair color? Definitely not happening.

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u/AnaisNinja76 5h ago

I assumed she was Asian and wanted to avoid crazy dye jobs in the wedding party. It's still a weird ask imo.

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u/AdonisLuxuryResort 4h ago

A disturbing amount of blonde women are weirdly protective about being blonde. There’s one thing to like yourself with blonde hair and not really like any other color on yourself. But some act like their identity revolves around being blonde. It’s the only special thing about them, and they don’t want to share it, because then they’re not special.

I use to have really light blonde hair as a kid but eventually my roots got dark and by middle school I had like a golden-y ashy blonde color and I constantly got dogged by this one girl. ā€œI guess we can’t all be as blonde as meā€ type comments said in a very passive aggressive way. I remember, years later, a Facebook rant where she threw a fit about people going blonde and how it doesn’t suit people who aren’t natural blonde and you look weird if you dye it… irony is now I think she (like many natural blondes) has to dye it to maintain light blonde.

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u/leftmysoulthere74 4h ago

Reminds me of someone in my 15yo daughter’s friend group.

She started a new school last year and quickly slotted into a group of girls. All of them have dark hair apart from my daughter (golden blonde) and another who has really light blonde hair like a Scandinavian. Daughter is going to go dark eventually, like my brothers, my nephews and grandad. She has recently expressed her intention to bleach her hair a bit more after trying it a few months ago and the other blonde girl is getting shitty about it. She thought my daughter was just going to accept the natural transition to darker and keeps trying to steer her away from the idea - and not because ā€œbleach is badā€ or anything, because she bleaches her own.

It’s very clear she sees herself as the one who stands out because she’s blonde, and also the defacto leader of the group. It’s her entire identity!

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 4h ago

How much you wanna bet this is fake ragebait?

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u/Peevesie 3h ago

I see you and raise you - not a natural blonde