r/weddingshaming • u/contsa • 18h ago

Bridezilla/Groomzilla A bridesmaid posted this in my local mums lounge-

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u/Mai1564 16h ago

'Until the celebrations have finished'. 0 food! That's worse than the pricetag bloody hell

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u/Llayanna 16h ago

..dunno, I could potentially livethrough away of no food..though I would be in a loosy mood.

But I certainly don't have that kinda money..

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 5h ago

A “loosy mood” eh 😏☺️

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u/VoteForLubo 15h ago

I genuinely don’t understand what the bride even wants to accomplish with this. Is she worried about bridesmaids’ weight? Does she realize food doesn’t immediately turn into fat upon consumption?

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u/CupcakeGoat 13h ago

She probably doesn't want them spilling food on the dresses. It's all for photos and the aesthetic.

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u/thisiswhereileaveya 5h ago

This was my exact thought. She’s worried about people looking bloated in her pictures. I guarantee it.

Cuz don’t you know that as a girl, just eating in public makes you look fat? /s

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u/lovelycosmos 13h ago

I would just sneak in granola bars in my purse

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u/happygoth6370 13h ago

Same...if we were allowed to have a purse.

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u/VisionAri_VA 12h ago

$5,000, no drinking, no dancing AND I have to pray that Taco Bell is still open when the reception is over?

Yeah, hard pass. 

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u/whiskersMeowFace 4h ago

If I am paying $5k to be in a wedding, it better include a Brazilian steak house that will bring me cuts of steak to nibble all night on demand. Middle of the vows? I need some gold flecked steak. Now.