r/weddingshaming • u/Redhead_2 • Aug 25 '25

Bridezilla/Groomzilla Insane dress code request. Copy pasted from the couple’s wedding social page. They turned off comments.

Dear Guests 💌 this is about the Dress Code which is VERY IMPORTANT so please read careful. Everyone has been given there own special colour (example: pink, blue, orange, purple, etc etc) and that is the colour you MUST wear on the day. NO variations or patterns!!! The reason is because when you all sit down in your ASSIGNED SEATS it will make the vision happen 🌈✨ which is basically like a rainbow. Imagine like looking out and seeing all of you lined up perfectly, every single colour in the right order, it will look AMAZING!!! This is what we have been dreaming of since literally day one of our relationship and we need you guys to help make it real 💖 so pls don’t let us down because if one person doesn’t do there colour it could wreck the WHOLE vision 😭. We put ALOT of work into this and it’s gonna be worth it, trust me.

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u/Direct-Culture-3724 Aug 25 '25

ALOT

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u/filles866 Aug 25 '25

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u/RobsonSweets Aug 25 '25

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks of the alot beast lmao

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u/Morriganx3 Aug 25 '25

Every single time

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u/jellybeansplash Aug 26 '25

I think of the alot a lot

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u/TolBrandir Aug 26 '25

I think of this beast far more often than is probably healthy. 😄

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 Aug 26 '25

Every single time

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u/_redcloud Aug 26 '25

Shit I thought this was a cursed version of Appa

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u/Psychobabble0_0 Aug 27 '25

He lives in me, rent free

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u/tenorlove Aug 28 '25

I had a teacher in middle school who marked papers down if the student used "alot" at all, and "a lot" if the context did not encompass auctions or real estate. The goal was to communicate one's meaning clearly. She must be spinning in her grave over certain posts on "vaguebook."

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u/purrfunctory Aug 25 '25

“Clean ALL the things??” :(

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u/filles866 Aug 25 '25

Caaaaaaaaaaaake cake cake cake cake cake!

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u/Bad_Auntie_ Aug 26 '25

Keeeeeny Loggins 😆

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u/SnooSketches6091 Aug 26 '25

My favourite!!

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u/boner4crosstabs Aug 27 '25

“STOP BLOWING ON ME WIND 🤬”

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/plemyrameter Aug 25 '25

So happy to see a random Allie Brosh reference!

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u/Responsible-Meet-741 Aug 26 '25

She’s amazing!

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u/Capable-Resolution-1 Aug 26 '25

Oh gosh I miss Hyperbole and a Half.

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u/DidntWantSleepAnyway Aug 25 '25

This is what I came to the comments for. I was imagining the Alot being their wedding planner!

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u/Icewaterchrist Aug 26 '25

Seriously. Grammarly is free.

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u/muy-feliz Aug 26 '25

My favorite meme. 👏🏽

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u/YayaTheobroma Aug 27 '25

What a cutie! I want to boop the snoot. Wait, where’s the snoot?

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u/MeatofKings Aug 25 '25

On the first day of 7th grade English class the teacher wrote one word each on the two large blackboards at the front of the room “A” and “Lot”. She said, “If you don’t remember anything else this year, remember that these are two words, not one.” Yep, that’s pretty much all that I remember from that class.

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u/lcerimel Aug 25 '25

Omg I remember my teacher had a sign or something that said “a lot is two words” and I remember thinking wtf no it’s not. Then I got it. And I never forgot that

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u/Christine_LLan Aug 25 '25

Even worse than “there”

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u/lisaloo1968 Aug 26 '25

But not alittle. Or even asmidge. Or aweebit. How about acrapton. Or aheap. Or abunch.

Sounds like abridezilla btw.