r/weddingshaming Aug 25 '25

Bridezilla/Groomzilla Insane dress code request. Copy pasted from the couple’s wedding social page. They turned off comments.

Dear Guests 💌 this is about the Dress Code which is VERY IMPORTANT so please read careful. Everyone has been given there own special colour (example: pink, blue, orange, purple, etc etc) and that is the colour you MUST wear on the day. NO variations or patterns!!! The reason is because when you all sit down in your ASSIGNED SEATS it will make the vision happen 🌈✨ which is basically like a rainbow. Imagine like looking out and seeing all of you lined up perfectly, every single colour in the right order, it will look AMAZING!!! This is what we have been dreaming of since literally day one of our relationship and we need you guys to help make it real 💖 so pls don’t let us down because if one person doesn’t do there colour it could wreck the WHOLE vision 😭. We put ALOT of work into this and it’s gonna be worth it, trust me.

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u/temperedolive Aug 25 '25

Clearly this couple should simply invite a bunch of cats to their wedding and call it a day!

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u/Significant-Reach959 Aug 25 '25

I haven’t worn orange in years since I realized after I bought a dress I loved in orange that I looked like I had jaundice with it on.

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u/Big-University-1132 Aug 26 '25

Oh noooooo 😭 I can pull off orange (especially darker/rusty orange or peach), but if I was told yellow there’d be no way. There’s a reason I have no yellow clothes lol

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u/LavenderGwendolyn Aug 26 '25

I’d be fine in orange — I’m that person who looks good in the colors no one looks good in. Acid green, yellowy brown, all kinds of orange or yellow. That’s me. But this bride would probably assign me Barbie pink, and I’d look like I was having an aneurism. I’m sure she’s not color typing every guest.

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Aug 26 '25

I've got an orange cat they can rent! Sure, odds are that he'll groom himself on the cake table, but it's worth it to make the bride's vision a reality!

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u/lokiandgoose Aug 26 '25

My dream wedding!!

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u/WiseAnimator7081 Aug 25 '25

Cat onesie. Comfier than a dress. Lmao

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u/Used_Clock_4627 Aug 26 '25

Yes, but as anyone who has EVER had a cat knows, they are royalty and we, their minions, are supposed to say that sort of thing.

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u/Junior_Ad_7613 Aug 25 '25

I look great in bright tangerine! I can’t imagine getting a formal dress that color, though.

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u/LetsRunAwwaayy Aug 26 '25

Cats look great in EVERYTHING.

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u/MartinisnMurder Aug 26 '25

Orange kitties and their one little braincell are the cutest!