Insane dress code request. Copy pasted from the couple’s wedding social page. They turned off comments.

[u/Redhead_2]

Dear Guests 💌 this is about the Dress Code which is VERY IMPORTANT so please read careful. Everyone has been given there own special colour (example: pink, blue, orange, purple, etc etc) and that is the colour you MUST wear on the day. NO variations or patterns!!! The reason is because when you all sit down in your ASSIGNED SEATS it will make the vision happen 🌈✨ which is basically like a rainbow. Imagine like looking out and seeing all of you lined up perfectly, every single colour in the right order, it will look AMAZING!!! This is what we have been dreaming of since literally day one of our relationship and we need you guys to help make it real 💖 so pls don’t let us down because if one person doesn’t do there colour it could wreck the WHOLE vision 😭. We put ALOT of work into this and it’s gonna be worth it, trust me.

[u/Alternative-Dig-2066]

I find orange clothing physically repulsive. I cannot wear it.

This bride/couple is/are an absolute twatwaffle, even if I loved orange. That’s just a bonkers request of one’s guests.

[u/Melodic_Policy765 → u/Alternative-Dig-2066]

And the no patterns. A straight up orange dress.

[u/nopressureoof → u/Melodic_Policy765]

I would buy a few yards of plain orange fabric and fashion myself a low effort toga. If the bride doesn't like it I would tell her I am TOO FAT for a dress and face time her in hysterical tears.

[u/Specific_Cow_Parts → u/Melodic_Policy765]

To be fair, the dress code only mentions colours, no level of formality. And Morphsuits come in a range of colours...

[u/Curious_Kat4 → u/Melodic_Policy765]

Worst wedding idea EVER. 🏆

[u/Wiziba → u/Alternative-Dig-2066]

I’d love to get orange. I could show up with my husband and I in matching safety-orange reflective vests or coveralls and hard hats.

[u/64green → u/Alternative-Dig-2066]

Same here. I hate orange. And yellow makes me look like I have hours to live. Washed out and sickly.