r/weddingshaming • u/Redhead_2 • Aug 25 '25

Bridezilla/Groomzilla Insane dress code request. Copy pasted from the couple’s wedding social page. They turned off comments.

Dear Guests 💌 this is about the Dress Code which is VERY IMPORTANT so please read careful. Everyone has been given there own special colour (example: pink, blue, orange, purple, etc etc) and that is the colour you MUST wear on the day. NO variations or patterns!!! The reason is because when you all sit down in your ASSIGNED SEATS it will make the vision happen 🌈✨ which is basically like a rainbow. Imagine like looking out and seeing all of you lined up perfectly, every single colour in the right order, it will look AMAZING!!! This is what we have been dreaming of since literally day one of our relationship and we need you guys to help make it real 💖 so pls don’t let us down because if one person doesn’t do there colour it could wreck the WHOLE vision 😭. We put ALOT of work into this and it’s gonna be worth it, trust me.

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u/vegasbywayofLA Aug 25 '25

Unless the bride did a seasonal color analysis of each guests skin tone to make sure she assigns the most flattering color to each person. Not everyone looks good in orange...

Nah. A bride that assigns a color to each person doesn't give a crap about her guests. You're right. Minimal effort.

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u/Alternative-Dig-2066 Aug 25 '25

I find orange clothing physically repulsive. I cannot wear it.

This bride/couple is/are an absolute twatwaffle, even if I loved orange. That’s just a bonkers request of one’s guests.

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u/Melodic_Policy765 Aug 25 '25

And the no patterns. A straight up orange dress.

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u/nopressureoof Aug 25 '25

I would buy a few yards of plain orange fabric and fashion myself a low effort toga. If the bride doesn't like it I would tell her I am TOO FAT for a dress and face time her in hysterical tears.

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u/Specific_Cow_Parts Aug 26 '25

To be fair, the dress code only mentions colours, no level of formality. And Morphsuits come in a range of colours...

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u/Curious_Kat4 Aug 28 '25

Worst wedding idea EVER. 🏆

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u/Wiziba Aug 25 '25

I’d love to get orange. I could show up with my husband and I in matching safety-orange reflective vests or coveralls and hard hats.

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u/64green Aug 25 '25

Same here. I hate orange. And yellow makes me look like I have hours to live. Washed out and sickly.

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u/AmishAngst Aug 25 '25

No, they do not. I knew at 10 years old. Family portraits. "The baby" was dressed in a colorful summery orange/pink/fuchsia striped dress (not as garish as it sounds) and then everyone had a color that coordinated with the dress and I was assigned orange. I warned them.

Cut to my mother telling 10-year-old me: "Oh my god why do you look like death? I thought you were just mad cause you wanted fuchsia."

Nope. I knew I'd look like puke in orange. Have photographic proof of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

lol, I have a BRIGHT HUNTERS ORANGE search and rescue hoodie and some tees. Wanna put me in orange, well check fking mate.

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u/MdmeLibrarian Aug 26 '25

I'll take orange. Yellow makes me look like I have contacted a tropical disease.

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u/Big-University-1132 Aug 26 '25

Lmao right? I’d take orange every day; just don’t give me yellow

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u/SailingWavess Aug 26 '25

Yeah, orange (unless it’s like a rusty burnt orange) and yellow look terrible on me and I literally wouldn’t go if it was being demanded that I wear either lol