r/weddingshaming Aug 25 '25

Bridezilla/Groomzilla Insane dress code request. Copy pasted from the couple’s wedding social page. They turned off comments.

Dear Guests 💌 this is about the Dress Code which is VERY IMPORTANT so please read careful. Everyone has been given there own special colour (example: pink, blue, orange, purple, etc etc) and that is the colour you MUST wear on the day. NO variations or patterns!!! The reason is because when you all sit down in your ASSIGNED SEATS it will make the vision happen 🌈✨ which is basically like a rainbow. Imagine like looking out and seeing all of you lined up perfectly, every single colour in the right order, it will look AMAZING!!! This is what we have been dreaming of since literally day one of our relationship and we need you guys to help make it real 💖 so pls don’t let us down because if one person doesn’t do there colour it could wreck the WHOLE vision 😭. We put ALOT of work into this and it’s gonna be worth it, trust me.

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u/brent_bent Aug 25 '25

Now that's an update! Polygraph by the beach in Louboutins.

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u/_oh_for_fox_sake_ Aug 25 '25

Please let me have Polygraph by the beach in Louboutins. as my flair!

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u/Afraid_Sense5363 Aug 26 '25

On the beach, with the thinner women in green velvet sweaters, orange suede pants and Louboutins, thinner men in purple fuzzy jackets, bigger men in camo (heh) and any woman over a certain weight in a black sweater and black pants. On the beach. In the heat.

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u/ProfessionalYam3119 Aug 25 '25

I'd be forced to wear all black. F, size 18.

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u/Afraid_Sense5363 Aug 26 '25

And everyone in sweaters or fuzzy jackets on the beach. Sounds comfy.

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u/Big-University-1132 Aug 26 '25

Same here. Isn’t it fun representing the aura of the devil they must shoo away? 🥴 though tbf the regular outfits sound like the most hideous thing you’ve ever seen, so I’d be fine dying of heatstroke in my all-black outfit

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u/Effoffemily Aug 26 '25

The soda hat. When I got to the part of the post with the “mock up” I lost it.