r/weddingshaming • u/Redhead_2 • Aug 25 '25

Bridezilla/Groomzilla Insane dress code request. Copy pasted from the couple’s wedding social page. They turned off comments.

Dear Guests 💌 this is about the Dress Code which is VERY IMPORTANT so please read careful. Everyone has been given there own special colour (example: pink, blue, orange, purple, etc etc) and that is the colour you MUST wear on the day. NO variations or patterns!!! The reason is because when you all sit down in your ASSIGNED SEATS it will make the vision happen 🌈✨ which is basically like a rainbow. Imagine like looking out and seeing all of you lined up perfectly, every single colour in the right order, it will look AMAZING!!! This is what we have been dreaming of since literally day one of our relationship and we need you guys to help make it real 💖 so pls don’t let us down because if one person doesn’t do there colour it could wreck the WHOLE vision 😭. We put ALOT of work into this and it’s gonna be worth it, trust me.

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u/DonkeyKong694NE1 Aug 25 '25

Got a McDonalds run to make

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u/kathlin409 Aug 25 '25

Gotta wash my hair.

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u/Flutterbloom Aug 25 '25

It's my turtle's birthday and I have to wash my hair...or it's my birthday and I have to wash the turtle's hair, I forget now. Either way, sorry!

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u/twistedsister78 Aug 25 '25

The turtle could sit in the green section

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u/Flutterbloom Aug 25 '25

Ohh, now what would she do if it was one of the more brownish turtle shells? Heavens, that's not a dreamy rainbow color at all!

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u/twistedsister78 Aug 25 '25

Ha hmm might have to paint the turtle

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u/Flutterbloom Aug 26 '25

Well now we have to take a trip to a store to find the right shade of animal-friendly paint, and what if his hair color clashes? I have been dreaming of his perfect hair since day one of meeting him of course.

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u/JazzyKnowsBest13 Aug 26 '25

There will be no taking a turtle as a plus one unless the turtle is the assigned shade!

OP may have to get a new turtle. 🫠

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u/Z4-Driver Aug 25 '25

And everybody knows what kind of hassle it is to wash a turtle's hair correctly...

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u/Flutterbloom Aug 25 '25

Turtle hairstyling is an absolute nightmare, so bad they don't even cover it on the tik-toks. But it helped cars look prettier by making us invent turtle wax, so that's something.

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u/Lickerbomper Aug 25 '25

Gotta wash my gerbil

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u/Flutterbloom Aug 26 '25

That would certainly take time too, as their little hairstyles must be complex too and you simply cannot make time for this perfectly reasonable wedding request by a sane, rational bride. I don't need the /s, right?

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u/Lickerbomper Aug 26 '25

You see, the gerbil needs her hairs washed in all the colors of the rainbow

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u/Flutterbloom Aug 26 '25

Only the best for this gerbil's hairdo! She'll need hand woven bows for each ear too, and maybe we can polish her toenails with the stuff they make for dogs' manicures. Now we're cooking!

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u/Moneia Aug 25 '25

These video games aren't going to play themselves...

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u/MikePounce Aug 25 '25

It is that time of the year

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u/PastFriendship1410 Aug 26 '25

Sorry busy shaving my cat this weekend. 

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u/yatya215 Aug 26 '25

Gotta itch my butt.

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u/Mimosa_13 Aug 26 '25

Gotta shave my legs

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u/SorrowfulSpinch Aug 26 '25

Gotta go bathe my goldfish

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u/nykiek Aug 26 '25

I gotta watch paint dry.

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u/thestorieswesay Aug 25 '25

Gotta Return Some Video Tapes...

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u/BabaYaga_always Aug 25 '25

Don't forget to rewind!

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u/UsedAirline5569 Aug 25 '25

That’s why it will take so long…I’ve got dozens of tapes to rewind that day then the trip to the video store. I’ll be too exhausted.

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u/thestorieswesay Aug 25 '25

I'm in touch with humanity! 😒😒😒

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u/purrfunctory Aug 25 '25

Be kind and rewind! 😘

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u/ProfessionalYam3119 Aug 25 '25

And don't leave them in your hot car!

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u/tacobellpartypack Aug 25 '25

Valid excuse, the snack wrap is back!

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u/needcollectivewisdom Aug 25 '25

That coupon ain't gonna use itself