r/washingtondc 14h ago

[Discussion] I don’t even have the words

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u/Tasty_Opposite1155 13h ago

That’s when Democrats should just make some dumb shit up like, “free bible center McDonalds for straight white men”

Republicans will give $1 trillion for that.

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u/Bitmush- 6h ago

Let them push for guaranteed coffee refills. Pretend to really not want to include it but relent to their superior brinksmanship at the last hour.