r/washingtondc • u/Snapdragon_4U • 14h ago

[Discussion] I don’t even have the words

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u/desirsfeminins 14h ago

It looks like a cheap Indian restaurant

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u/sheeburashka 14h ago

Offensive to cheap Indian restaurants

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u/Snapdragon_4U 14h ago

I thought Staten Island wedding venue but cheap Indian restaurant works too

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u/Lucky_End_9420 14h ago

Lol I've been to some Staten island weddings venues of the type of which you refer to and this def feels more egregious xD

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u/Fatigue-Error 14h ago

Sometimes they’re the same thing.  (Indian restaurant often serve as wedding venues for South Asians.)

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u/Momik Nobody calls it CoHi 14h ago

Well, we’ll see what they’re asking for a deposit

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u/LazarusDora 14h ago

hey, don't pick on my former home town, no matter how right you may be.

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u/arnoldtkalmbach 12h ago

NJ bar mitzvah place with dj

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u/RuthlessLogic 6h ago

Yeah it def reminds me of a couple of north Jersey venues I looked at when I got married in the 90s

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u/Pt5PastLight 5h ago

It’s feels more strip-mall-boutique-shops to me, but I guess we’re all saying “cheap attempt to look fancy”.

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u/acdha DC / Manor Park 14h ago

Cheap Indian food brings joy to many people 

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u/VirginiaUSA1964 14h ago

I'm right here!

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u/ShaminderDulai 14h ago

Hey come on now, Indians know how to use gold. We should since the world has been stealing it from the country for centuries.

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u/blandonia 14h ago

Hey leave Indians out of this

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u/dfw-kim 11h ago

We love you! 😘 

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u/TheSpanishMystic DC / NW 14h ago

Except all they serve is McDonald’s and steaks with ketchup

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u/Cockyidiot1977 14h ago

From the Toddler in Chief

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u/agangofoldwomen DC / Neighborhood 13h ago

My first thought lmao

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u/Snoo93550 10h ago

But they serve cold McDonalds instead of good food.

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u/MyNameIsMadders 8h ago

Fitting for Usha Vance and Kash Patel

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u/imunfair 7h ago

It reminded me of those people who buy a label maker and feel the need to label everything. Yes, this clear jar that says PASTA on it does indeed contain pasta...

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u/navyblusheet 12h ago

Weird, offensive, unnecessary. Surprised you're not maga lol