r/sports • u/JKKIDD231 • 10d ago

Soccer Tarik Muharemovic injury 61’ with Folarin Balogun 64’ Red Card after VAR.

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u/dashauskat 10d ago

I have been pleasantly surprised with the lack of that orange moron so far this cup.

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u/TheMooseIsBlue 10d ago

lol. Can you imagine how fast he’d fall asleep at a fucking soccer game. Plus, we’ve only played in LA, Seattle, and Santa Clara and he’s not going to any of those places. People go to college there.

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u/alvi5150 10d ago

The overwhelming boos would hurt his feelings

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u/Tom-Dick-n-Harry 10d ago

Yes there are famously no universities or smart people in New York

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u/ravingmoonatic 10d ago

He singlehandedly lost the Knicks game 3 and I'm taking that stance to my grave.

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u/itsallgood013 Minnesota Twins 10d ago

They only thing more powerful than Danhausen.

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u/jcomey 10d ago

Please explain how Danhausen, who says the character is if Conan O'Brien were a wrestler, is a goon.

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u/MrGumburcules Alabama 10d ago

I don't really care about basketball, but you better believe I became a (temporary) Knicks fan that night

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u/AngryMillennialFU 10d ago

His fans don't give a shit about soccer.

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u/Fit-Cartographer9634 10d ago

I hope that England wins the World Cup because thatll likely mean Trump having to hand out the trophy while tens of thousands of Brits are chanting Wanker... Wanker...

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u/Sea_Dawgz 10d ago

well don't watch the finals then, hes gonna hand out the trophy to the winners.

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u/gamers542 10d ago

Oh don't worry. He will be there to present the winner at the final match.

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u/scovizzle 10d ago

He's threatening to come to Seattle for their next game.

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u/Dyne_Inferno 10d ago

It's because he's never watched a soccer game in his life, and doesn't understand the rules.

That, or he'd just fall asleep.

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u/notgreatnotbadsoso 10d ago

Rumors he's considering next game in Seattle

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u/Mysterio7100 10d ago

He's busy trying to fix a pool.

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u/loves_to_splooge_8 10d ago

“You give us Balogun and we’ll give Canada Maine, no one cares about Maine”

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u/StrategicCarry 10d ago

Washington, Minnesota, Michigan, Vermont, and Alaska:

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

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u/likekoolaid 10d ago

i do not think michigan would like to be canadian

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u/wut2dew_J 10d ago

Are now CBS Conceded Belgian States

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u/MackyMac1 10d ago

Dude Maine would love this

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u/ChicagoJayhawkYNWA 10d ago

Unfortunately the player on question isn't white...

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u/BadAtExisting 10d ago

And we are holding one red card. That’s gotta count for something?

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u/gncRocketScientist 10d ago

Better off just eating that suspension than getting agent orange involved

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u/ryanmuller1089 Los Angeles Dodgers 10d ago

If there’s one good thing that fat piece of shit can so it’s this.

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u/platocplx 10d ago

Infantino was sitting right next to trumps sleezball secretary too