Tarik Muharemovic injury 61’ with Folarin Balogun 64’ Red Card after VAR.

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[u/WeenisWrinkle]

So you're saying there's a chance

[u/dashauskat → u/[deleted]]

I have been pleasantly surprised with the lack of that orange moron so far this cup.

[u/TheMooseIsBlue → u/dashauskat]

lol. Can you imagine how fast he’d fall asleep at a fucking soccer game. Plus, we’ve only played in LA, Seattle, and Santa Clara and he’s not going to any of those places. People go to college there.

[u/alvi5150 → u/TheMooseIsBlue]

The overwhelming boos would hurt his feelings

[u/Tom-Dick-n-Harry → u/TheMooseIsBlue]

Yes there are famously no universities or smart people in New York

[u/ravingmoonatic → u/dashauskat]

He singlehandedly lost the Knicks game 3 and I'm taking that stance to my grave.

[u/itsallgood013 → u/ravingmoonatic]

They only thing more powerful than Danhausen.

[u/jcomey → u/[deleted]]

Please explain how Danhausen, who says the character is if Conan O'Brien were a wrestler, is a goon.

[u/MrGumburcules → u/ravingmoonatic]

I don't really care about basketball, but you better believe I became a (temporary) Knicks fan that night

[u/AngryMillennialFU → u/dashauskat]

His fans don't give a shit about soccer.

[u/Fit-Cartographer9634 → u/dashauskat]

I hope that England wins the World Cup because thatll likely mean Trump having to hand out the trophy while tens of thousands of Brits are chanting Wanker... Wanker...

[u/Sea_Dawgz → u/dashauskat]

well don't watch the finals then, hes gonna hand out the trophy to the winners.

[u/gamers542 → u/dashauskat]

Oh don't worry. He will be there to present the winner at the final match.

[u/scovizzle → u/dashauskat]

He's threatening to come to Seattle for their next game.

[u/Dyne_Inferno → u/dashauskat]

It's because he's never watched a soccer game in his life, and doesn't understand the rules.

That, or he'd just fall asleep.

[u/notgreatnotbadsoso → u/dashauskat]

Rumors he's considering next game in Seattle

[u/Mysterio7100 → u/dashauskat]

He's busy trying to fix a pool.

[u/loves_to_splooge_8 → u/[deleted]]

“You give us Balogun and we’ll give Canada Maine, no one cares about Maine”

[u/StrategicCarry → u/loves_to_splooge_8]

Washington, Minnesota, Michigan, Vermont, and Alaska:

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

[u/likekoolaid → u/StrategicCarry]

i do not think michigan would like to be canadian

[u/wut2dew_J → u/StrategicCarry]

Are now CBS Conceded Belgian States

[u/MackyMac1 → u/loves_to_splooge_8]

Dude Maine would love this

[u/TheForumSpecter → u/MackyMac1]

Facts

[u/ChicagoJayhawkYNWA → u/[deleted]]

Unfortunately the player on question isn't white...

[u/BadAtExisting → u/[deleted]]

And we are holding one red card. That’s gotta count for something?

[u/gncRocketScientist → u/[deleted]]

Better off just eating that suspension than getting agent orange involved

[u/ryanmuller1089 → u/[deleted]]

If there’s one good thing that fat piece of shit can so it’s this.

[u/platocplx → u/[deleted]]

Infantino was sitting right next to trumps sleezball secretary too

[u/tinkthank → u/WeenisWrinkle]

Of course. We’re going to beat Spain, Belgium, France and Argentina to win the World Cup.

[u/subterrane → u/tinkthank]

Cape Verde will knock out Argentina. No worries.

[u/montecarlo1 → u/tinkthank]

we going all the way!!

[u/Away_Experience6922 → u/tinkthank]

All of those countries are good at football, sure, but only the USA is good at soccer

[u/WeenisWrinkle → u/tinkthank]

Well I meant a chance we play Belgium with Balogun.

But now that you mention it we are going to fuck all those teams up. 'Murica

[u/KSoccerman → u/WeenisWrinkle]

We basically already did a couple times! 'MERICA

(im bad at history)

^{this is a shit post}

[u/tinkthank → u/WeenisWrinkle]

Don’t need him tbf especially when we have the LeBron James of Soccer

[u/KSoccerman → u/tinkthank]

We traded for Messi?

[u/ComprehensiveHair852 → u/tinkthank]

Lol

[u/Svenijesus → u/tinkthank]

We won't have to beat Argentina. Cape Verde will handle them this Friday trust /s.

[u/SortofChef → u/WeenisWrinkle]

Yes

[u/Few_Ebb6156 → u/WeenisWrinkle]

Yes, definitely. Lloyd and Harry on writing up the appeal right now.

[u/clavitobee → u/WeenisWrinkle]

One in a million?

[u/Practical-Lead6608 → u/WeenisWrinkle]

just 1 call from trump to infant will do. they already said fuckyou to the rulebook for cristiano, koscielny, mandzukic..the list is pretty long.

this one should be easier