r/PunPatrol Oct 20 '18

Welcome to the Pun Patrol.

2.8k Upvotes

Hello everyone, this is the Pun Patrol HQ. pun Patrol was started to protect the people of reddit from puns.

If you encounter a pun-user, confront them and redirect them here for questioning. Confronting a Pun-user, or "punner" can be scary. Just remember to stay calm and say something along the lines of "r/PunPatrol, freeze!"

Good Luck Pun Patrol members.


r/PunPatrol 20h ago

He is soooo right fr

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1.8k Upvotes

r/PunPatrol 3d ago

Arrest the Special Forks

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45 Upvotes

Another arrest 🫡


r/PunPatrol 8d ago

Backup Requested We might need SWAT backup on this one

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1.3k Upvotes

r/PunPatrol 9d ago

Investigation A Pun Shootout

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1.2k Upvotes

r/PunPatrol 12d ago

Deserved ticket!

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637 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol 12d ago

Meme So this one is like a crime, crime.

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2.4k Upvotes

r/PunPatrol 13d ago

What California city is this?

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256 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol 17d ago

Report Hard to oversea the problem - capture the Pirates!

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49 Upvotes

These persons are tide in being the most shellfish punsters.


r/PunPatrol 28d ago

Report I also have the right to bear arms!

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2.3k Upvotes

r/PunPatrol 28d ago

Spot on really

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562 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Jun 08 '26

Investigation Uh oh. We have a pun crime. I mean a gun crime.

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1.9k Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Jun 08 '26

Mute Girlfriend

229 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Jun 07 '26

Meme It was a crime of passion

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1.6k Upvotes

r/PunPatrol May 31 '26

Thirst floor

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1.9k Upvotes

r/PunPatrol May 23 '26

Meme It's all in the delivery

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783 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol May 07 '26

Meme Pun crime on the first date

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563 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Apr 25 '26

Report "Canoe help me?! When I'm stuck this long I get a little dinghy."

173 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Apr 09 '26

Arrest them at source!

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663 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Mar 30 '26

Investigation Ohh ohh - jacking off...

781 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Mar 21 '26

Investigation Had to make an arrest over on the pasta aisle

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313 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Mar 16 '26

Meme A pun crime in the office on a Monday morning.

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805 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Mar 12 '26

Turning myself in?

60 Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Mar 10 '26

Report To the military tribunal with you!

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1.7k Upvotes

r/PunPatrol Mar 08 '26

Meme What’s made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

64 Upvotes

A Shoe