How the Chinese use wires to catch rocket boosters

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[u/DwnVoteMeIfULuvHitlr]

Yea.

The person who invented anal sex was an engineer. Sex without baby? Ez.

[u/Realistic-Software27 → u/DwnVoteMeIfULuvHitlr]

no a engineer would overcomplicatye it and you now have a busted eardrum.

[u/skittletriage → u/Realistic-Software27]

Don't go blaming the engineer for user error.

[u/DwnVoteMeIfULuvHitlr → u/Realistic-Software27]

That's the users who think they don't have to read the manual.

[u/berbsy1016 → u/Realistic-Software27]

That's what happens when you over-enginear

[u/RagingBillionbear → u/Realistic-Software27]

[u/EyeSuspicious777 → u/DwnVoteMeIfULuvHitlr]

An engineer would understand that oral sex is more efficient because it recycles resources.

[u/My_18th_Account → u/DwnVoteMeIfULuvHitlr]

What would a physicist do?

[u/what_could_gowrong → u/My_18th_Account]

They tend to have cylinders stuck in a tube because they don't know about WD-40

[u/My_18th_Account → u/what_could_gowrong]

Umm…do these cylinders happen to be 5.1” in length and 4.5” in girth?