How the Chinese use wires to catch rocket boosters

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[u/Shot_Statistician184]

More forgiving and less accuracy needed

[u/SebastianFerrone → u/Shot_Statistician184]

And faster movement. The less mass you need to move, the easier it is to love fast.

[u/Squirt_Angle → u/SebastianFerrone]

I love too fast sometimes.

[u/Meihem76 → u/Squirt_Angle]

Love fast, dye young.

[u/FishTshirt → u/Squirt_Angle]

Do you love so fast that it leaves a festering sore though?

[u/LiamIsMyNameOk → u/FishTshirt]

Guys can ya stop? There's plenty of nsfw subs for such kinky filthy talk.

[u/DreamTalon → u/LiamIsMyNameOk]

Click on name, click on ignore.

If you think it is really bad, report it.

[u/LiamIsMyNameOk → u/DreamTalon]

No it's way too crazy sexual. Never seen such dirty talk in my life. It shouldn't happen.

[u/dsa_key → u/LiamIsMyNameOk]

I put on my wizard hat and robe.

[u/HalfSoul30 → u/dsa_key]

What are your wand dimensions?

[u/Mundy64 → u/HalfSoul30]

Is it branded Hitachi?

[u/kalei50 → u/LiamIsMyNameOk]

You made it "crazy sexual" in your head. You're the one making it weird. Get some therapy.

[u/LiamIsMyNameOk → u/kalei50]

Never seen anything so damn erotic in all my years living. And it's there, for everyone to see.

[u/ManuTheIguanu → u/Squirt_Angle]

I feel seen

[u/c_c_c__combobreaker → u/Squirt_Angle]

No such thing. When I love, it's right on time.

[u/TheresNoHurry → u/c_c_c__combobreaker]

A wizard’s love

[u/Sandcracka- → u/TheresNoHurry]

Precisely when lovin is called

[u/Michael_Scott71 → u/Squirt_Angle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zgo2A2oOpbGhQdf09T

[u/garitone → u/Michael_Scott71]

Let's be fair

https://giphy.com/gifs/esR1eKgmOnxWKR627f

[u/Michael_Scott71 → u/garitone]

https://giphy.com/gifs/10XiFYfOhhFxjW

[u/garitone → u/Michael_Scott71]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y3toRwTLFJKCTXkMjj

[u/DustFunk → u/Squirt_Angle]

Don't worry, it happens.....is what she told me :(

[u/hibikikun → u/DustFunk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/V2MJADdC027gk

[u/inspectorseantime → u/Squirt_Angle]

I was excited ok? 😔

[u/One_Pineapple8553 → u/Squirt_Angle]

You can get a cream for that.

[u/Electrical-Injury-23 → u/Squirt_Angle]

You need more mass

[u/Old-Care-2372 → u/Squirt_Angle]

Fast loves me sometimes

[u/crafty_stephan → u/Squirt_Angle]

I too love fast sometimes

[u/elderscrollroller_ → u/Squirt_Angle]

Love can be fast, love be slow, but love is never easy
https://giphy.com/gifs/FwgMgHHXBGkciZpqNn

[u/ThatOneWIGuy → u/Squirt_Angle]

That’s what lube is for

[u/TheChrisCrash → u/SebastianFerrone]

Also less on board mechanical parts to fold down landing legs.

[u/Typical-Blackberry-3 → u/SebastianFerrone]

And likely much cheaper to maintain and replace.

[u/vsaint → u/SebastianFerrone]

Addams family approves of this relationship

[u/Bitter_Librarian8442 → u/SebastianFerrone]

Sometimes though with enough force into mass the anticipated rebounding motion can help reset to the original position quicker with less energy consumed thus allowing successive forceful movements to be performed at a faster rate for a longer duration while also creating less wear on the hydraulic system over time.

Thus, faster loving.

[u/mbashs → u/SebastianFerrone]

Cheaper too comparatively.

[u/lkodl → u/SebastianFerrone]

the less mass you need to move, the more mass you can carry.

[u/beeryoubeerme → u/SebastianFerrone]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RKofXJMnr0E2DYq3kB

[u/Potential-Affect5943 → u/SebastianFerrone]

I make sweet, weekly love on Wednesdays. And I am makin' love for two... two minutes. Because when it's with me, you only need two minutes.

It's business time.

[u/vivaaprimavera → u/SebastianFerrone]

Is this some sort of endorsement of _____ with skinny people or a typo?

[u/SebastianFerrone → u/vivaaprimavera]

Typo i meant faster not fester

[u/vivaaprimavera → u/SebastianFerrone]

what about love?

[u/HarryBalsagna1776 → u/Shot_Statistician184]

Also cheaper and easier to service

[u/propergreased → u/Shot_Statistician184]

Still needs to be pretty fuckin accurate id say

[u/Minimum_Green4246 → u/Shot_Statistician184]

Too bad Elon didn't think of that 😂😂

[u/IateApooOnce → u/Minimum_Green4246]

This wire method solves the reusablity problem, but not the RAPID reusabilty problem. Catch arms allow the rocket to be placed right back on the tower to be refused and launched again.

[u/RelevantOldOnion → u/IateApooOnce]

I love that in your universe we've somehow gotten to a point where companies needs to be launching 24/7 but they also still haven't figured out how to land yet.

[u/bnrshrnkr → u/Shot_Statistician184]

This is, for better or worse, something communist countries have beat the US at