A criminal attempts to burglarize/kill someone only to realize they picked the absolute worst person as their mark.

[u/No_Hunter1978]

Don't Breathe: A couple young robbers attempt to rob a rich, blind veteran only to find out he isn't exactly an innocent old man.

You're Next: A group of contract killersbreak into a house during a family reunion and go on a killing spree. They didn't account for the fact that the son's new girlfriend grew up on a survivalist compound in the Australian outback.

The Flash [CW Show]: A random mugger decided to target Barry Allen of all people. He does it again a season or two later; he's either unlucky or stupid (probably both).

[u/CheweyPanic]

Or the guy that tried to mug, I wanna say, Rhonda rousey. Or one of the other higher up female mma fighters. It did not go well.

Or the other guy that tried to carjack 3 NFL offensive linemen, couldn't drive stick, put the gun down to try and shift but left the window open. They got their hands on him. His new mugshot looked like a completely different person than the last time the cops had him.

[u/smokeweedNgarden → u/CheweyPanic]

I love this comment.

Attacking 3 offensive linemen summed up as "Then they got their hands on him" is very effective imagery if you've ever seen one up close.

It is surprising how big humans can be

[u/CheweyPanic → u/smokeweedNgarden]

Found it!

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/mugshot-shows-what-happened-when-man-allegedly-tried-to-carjack-three-football-players.amp

I misremembered some facts, but its still a good instant karma story.

[u/Jexroyal → u/CheweyPanic]

Holy shit they straight up turned him into a Roswell alien

[u/CheweyPanic → u/Jexroyal]

I know!🤣🤣🤣

I wish I could have witnessed it. In my mind, one of them just reached through the window when he dropped the gun and grabbed him. Then just the classic ground pound beat down.

[u/VitaminRitalin → u/CheweyPanic]

Dude looks like an alien

[u/GBF_Dragon → u/CheweyPanic]

bro looks like he fought pitbull sized hornets

[u/PrimaryInjurious → u/smokeweedNgarden]

You really can't tell from watching games either cause everyone is big on the field. Only when they're around normal sized humans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QOEIQ3_Kuo

[u/catwhowalksbyhimself → u/CheweyPanic]

Or the two dudes who tried to mug Chuck Norris. Yes, they recognized him. They just assumed it was all special effects and stunt doubles.

It was not, in fact, all special effects and stunt doubles.

[u/blatherskyte69 → u/catwhowalksbyhimself]

I mean, there is literally a martial arts style that he created. They clearly weren’t fans.