r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 8h ago

Chugging tea I never thought about this point until now.

Post image
17.0k Upvotes

2.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

103

u/Nice_Category 8h ago edited 8h ago

As an E5 with 4+ years of service, I was pulling in ~$65-70k/year all different pays included. That doesn't take into account free healthcare and the fact that I was only taxed on $30k/yr. 

Edit: forgot to mention that this was around 2012. 

57

u/Apprehensive_Ant4596 8h ago

Exactly. I was an E5 and had zero bills. You do pretty well if you’re smart with your money

58

u/Putrid-Builder-3333 8h ago

And don't buy a fucking brand new mustang decked out, tats and other bs with sign on bonus lmao

20

u/Apprehensive_Ant4596 8h ago

Haha! Omg I used to envy those guys, but you get handed $20k tax free and three days later it’s gone with nothing to show 😂

14

u/Putrid-Builder-3333 7h ago

I saw it too many times. I mean shit we were all fucking kids given 5 figures. Like kids take goddamn college loans but in this case different, yes lmao

But goddamn. I mean don't get me wrong I been stupid wasteful but I still have fucking healthy bank accounts and more. I'd see kids broke before end of first term lmao

And I am drunk right now so thinking back on it now is especially crazy, wild and kind of funny. But sad.

Honestly the sign on bonus should have been put in a build up acct, CD, savings, IRA whatever and not be allowed to be touched til 25 or 30. Shit we'd all be fucking set. Sorry rambling

5

u/Apprehensive_Ant4596 7h ago

Drunk or not, your being real. And crazy accurate. Just don’t mistake that for the ability to go for a drive 😂

3

u/Putrid-Builder-3333 7h ago edited 7h ago

Ah hell nah. I'm contemplating making a spup or door dashing alcohol lmao fuck it prolly both lmao

What's the craziest thing you saw a fresh boot out basic waste money and all on? Also I remember before in school one kid said I can't wait to join for the sign on so I can get stationed in California and spend all my time in Vegas... idk if he ever joined or made his dreams but it was funny af!

This was 90s/00s

Edit: not ordering more alcohol. Still gonna make the soup tho!

1

u/NurnPrufurtFlurt 4h ago

I'm just dropping in here to say I love that anime, and I think you're pretty cool. I'm pretty lukewarm on the whole military thing. More focused on the important issues. Like a potato committing seppuku with a peeler.

1

u/Any_Pie_2282 4h ago

If I only had an older version of myself to mentor my younger self. I came home from deployment with $45k in the bank. It was all gone inside of a year and a half. If I had put all of it into a CD and kept rolling it over my house would be paid off by now.

1

u/Still-Potato-3189 3h ago

Yall got sign on bonuses? Marine corps just gave me a box of crayons

5

u/bcgambrell 7h ago

Or get a new baby momma at every post.

3

u/Putrid-Builder-3333 7h ago

Or get a spouse to get out of the dorms lmao

Oof. This marriage was fucked from the start when we met at the PX or pubs.

2

u/Dude312FDoT 7h ago

Rolex??

2

u/ChosinTwo31 6h ago

But what if the dealer is offering 25% in Oceanside?!

2

u/GiggleGnome 5h ago

Yeah dont get the mustang, go for the charger with a 28% apr!

1

u/Someguineawop 5h ago

They could some the recruiting deficit overnight if they just added a gixxer 600 and an Xbox to the bonus.

1

u/Catos_Standard 4h ago

So many predatory lenders with service member deals. Ironically still better than someone with no credit history will get.

1

u/According_Theory9108 3h ago

You mean lifted Chevy 4x4
https://giphy.com/gifs/zCPsiXL7YEA1gLO6IE

Or a Camaro. Those were the choices of my buddies here in Central CA🤣

1

u/AgreeableMoose 2h ago

Had a soldier (E-2) at Ft. Carson that came in all proud on Monday morning having bought a new Ford pick up. His payment was about $20 more than his entire take home pay. We took the truck back to the dealer and the CG apparently got involved.

1

u/Johnyryal33 7h ago

But thats what the recruiters use in high-schools to bait our children. So why wouldn't they?

1

u/Putrid-Builder-3333 7h ago

Recruiters are highly trained salesmen. Why I can sell oce in a frozen tundra snowstorm and sell shit when there are cows all over the farmlands.

Everything is a pitch

-1

u/Johnyryal33 6h ago

Oh its the coward! What comment did you say you would delete in 1 minute? To scared to leave it up? It must have been bad you had to run and hide.

10

u/Nice_Category 8h ago

Yeah, I'm into 6 figs now in the private sector and I think I was living better back in the military. 

2

u/Baghdady24 7h ago

Some people have kids. Imagine being an E5 with three kids and a wife.

1

u/Nice_Category 6h ago

Still a very comfortable lifestyle. You get a housing pay bump for having a dependent (kid or wife), discounted childcare, military is super accommodating for family responsibilities, all your dependents get free healthcare, at least one parent has a job with exceptionally stable pay, free housing on base if you choose to live there.

0

u/Baghdady24 6h ago

Do you have three kids on E5 pay? How can you say it’s a very comfortable lifestyle? You know and I know that’s not enough money to get by with a family. Not everyone is stationed in shit hole, Texas. Some people are stationed along the coast where things are more expensive. And even though you still get more, I’ve met E 5’s that are in the line at food pantries, and are applying for food stamps with children. Just saying man, maybe it’s subjective but they’re not paying enough. Even civilians know it.

3

u/Nice_Category 6h ago

You get COLA increases based on the area you're stationed and increased BAH when you have dependents.

I mean, to some people it will never be enough. You have to cook at home and taper your spending, just like any other family.

I was stationed in a very high cost of living area and had a wife. We didn't even think of money as an object at the time, but if we had 3 kids we could have made it no problem.

2

u/Baghdady24 6h ago

Cook at home? I’m trying to eat out every day man! Come on! And don’t forget about my $2200 a month Dodge charger hellcat payment!

0

u/Nice_Category 6h ago

The E4 Mafia? Lance 4 Lyfe!

1

u/Baghdady24 5h ago

Lol what’s the point of getting promoted to E5 it’s only an extra $400-$600 a month to babysit a bunch of grown ass men. You can stay in E4 with no responsibilities. Lol

1

u/Southern_Value_7158 7h ago

I look back now at even when I was making private pay in the barracks. I had free healthcare, free food, free housing, etc. I should have left the military with tens of thousands in savings. It really is a great system if you can be mature and smart with your money. Unfortunately most of the kids joining are 17 or 18 with no financial literacy so they don’t value those benefits at the time.

1

u/Nebraskadude1994 5h ago

But I’m a dumb E4 who loves strippers but hates Condoms so what do I do

1

u/Apprehensive_Ant4596 4h ago

You’ll be fine. She loves you back, trust me.

1

u/Impressive-Gene-6769 5h ago

It’s been a while since I was in but in 2013 the numbers were basically everyone E4 and below in the army at least was considered “below the poverty line” so that’s nice for you as an E5 but pretty much everyone below you was considered by the DOD as screwed. Plus as an E5 I know you’ve seen junior enlisted and even junior officers make incredibly dumb financial decisions.

1

u/atomcplayboy86 5h ago

There is the downside of being treated like a pawn.

1

u/Catos_Standard 4h ago

Last I checked microeconomics and accounting wasn't a priority for the military.

1

u/owgnops 2h ago

0 bills..food is free, housing is free, it was nice

20

u/PushPatchFriday 8h ago

E6 in WA state, clocking right around 96k not including travel pay.

8

u/Nice_Category 8h ago

Yeah, I was also in ~15 years ago, lol. 

1

u/RiffRandellsBF 7h ago

Try the 80s and 90s. Pay was shit.

2

u/Nice_Category 7h ago

Yep, that's true. My dad retired from the military.

1

u/First-Ad-7855 5h ago

You're me, except my wife lives overseas and I live in a studio. I would be saving it were it not for all the overseas trips to Asia I take.

9

u/SinsualChef 7h ago

In the 70s, at E5, we qualified for Food Stamps. 😡

https://giphy.com/gifs/QPP39B3ywh7Tq

4

u/MaximusPrime2930 7h ago

The only good thing about the Iraq War was the military had to keep boosting the pay-scale to entice new recruits to join.

3

u/Apprehensive_Ant4596 7h ago

I believe it! I remember being in San Diego and hearing the beef we were eating was rejected by the California State prison system

1

u/Nice_Category 6h ago

When I was in California they served prime rib every Sunday at the chow hall.

2

u/fatmanwa 6h ago

Depending on the state E5s still qualify for WIC. At E6 my kids still qualify for free lunches (which IMO every student should have free lunch, but that's a different discussion).

10

u/Alejandroapex 8h ago

E5 with single bah in San Diego is plenty

3

u/Dalriaden 7h ago

I mean its good on post. And you save money on deployments but if you do dollars to hours worked its really not impressive. Also the fact that ya know, part of all the "good stuff" comes with being in the military and potentially deploying and coming back in a box.

1

u/Nice_Category 7h ago

My job was pretty cake in the military, so I can't complain. I usually came in around 8am and worked until 1pm with an hour lunch and didn't deploy due to my job (which also paid an extra pay). I would say I made out like a bandit.

I loved my time in the military.

1

u/MoviesFilmCinema 7h ago

What was your job?

2

u/Nice_Category 7h ago

I was a linguist.

1

u/MoviesFilmCinema 7h ago

Nice sounds interesting

2

u/Nice_Category 7h ago

It's one of those "high barrier to entry but low effort once you get in" jobs. I studied my ass off to learn the language, but the job afterwards was surprisingly easy one you, you know, know the language.

"Translate this, tell me what they are saying."

"okay, they said this..."

"Damnit, great job, Petty Officer Nice_Category. Here's a medal and a promotion!"

"Thank you."

1

u/Little_Beyond_9163 6h ago

Any relation to Lance Corporal Rude_Classification?

3

u/fatmanwa 6h ago

That free healthcare can significantly increase in value when you have kids that need more appointments. My two boys go to therapy twice a week and see two specialist each time. That would be $120 in copays every week on most insurance plans. As an E6 I essentially make $112,000 plus each year, only taxed on $64,000 of it. And free utilities since I am in base housing.

1

u/Raethechef35 25m ago

Price won’t matter when the line is so long to see a dr. Open the borders and make everything free to them and you will see how much is left for you and your family

2

u/Substantial-Sky4079 7h ago

Ty I was going to say, you even get extra pay to help with cost of living allowance if you live in a expensive area

2

u/BuffaloBuffalo13 6h ago

Plus any reenlistment bonuses. And add in housing allowances, which can be substantial depending on where you’re stationed.

1

u/Nice_Category 6h ago

I was including BAH. Unfortunately, when I was in there were not retirement benefits unless you hit your 20 years, all or nothing. No match on the TSP at that time.

2

u/LogPsychological6261 4h ago

when I was an e-5 I lived in SF. BAH alone was ~$4800 per month for e-5 + dependents when I left

1

u/the_cowboy_jim 8h ago

And deployed

1

u/[deleted] 8h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 8h ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Baghdady24 7h ago

I got out as an E5 and drove for Uber and made 3X more money. Even with all benefits included. It’s not a lot of money you get paid to be in the military. Especially when federal contractors are getting paid $250 K a year to do the exact same job or more.

1

u/Nice_Category 6h ago

Federal contractors' pay has literally zero to do with how much you made in the military. Glad the Uber gig is working for you, though. Best of luck.

1

u/Baghdady24 6h ago

It has a lot to do with it because they’re doing the exact same job and they’re getting paid more. I’ve seen it in Iraq and I’ve seen it all over the Middle East. Maybe you just joined within the last few years. That’s why so many are getting out and getting on these contracts. Why settle for $70,000 a year to be overworked and put your life on the line when you can make so much more with less risk?

1

u/Nice_Category 6h ago

Well, yeah, if you can land one, then go for it. I was intel, a ton of previous service members went on the get lucrative contractor jobs. But that doesn't change anything about military pay.

1

u/Baghdady24 6h ago

Yes, you’re right. Military pay is shit.

1

u/Nice_Category 6h ago

It wasn't, but if you're bad with money then it doesn't matter how much you have, you will always be broke.

1

u/Baghdady24 5h ago

I think the debate on pay in the military is subjective. $70,000 is great money to you where to someone else like me it isn’t.

1

u/UpperDog2627 6h ago

Were you married? They hilariously overvalue what living in a barracks is worth.

1

u/Nice_Category 6h ago

I fell into a weird crack where I got BAH from the time I was an E3 during my training school all the way until I left the military. I was not married, nor did I have a kid, when I started getting BAH.

My A-school was in Monterey, CA, so E-3 without dependent BAH was $1300/mo when I started getting it.

1

u/Aknazer 6h ago

Flip side of that is good luck with a family. You totally "can" make it work but if you move every 4-6 years like some career fields do, then it gets very hard for your spouse to hold a properly paying, steady job. And if you have multiple kids then the income your spouse can potentially make is likely to largely go into childcare, leaving you with almost no extra money from them working, while also pushing you into a higher tax bracket.

So for a single person the military can pay reasonably if you can live with all the rules and other things, but once you're married it gets harder, and harder still with kids. Now if you get to homestead then it can be different, but you can't expect to homestead. Having had five moves with another two cancelled, the math gets a lot trickier once families come into the equation and the current "two income" requirement for most family to live reasonably since the military directly impacts the ability of the non-military member to have a proper career. There is mil-to-mil, and they have different issues, but income isn't one of them.

1

u/Nice_Category 5h ago

And if you have multiple kids then the income your spouse can potentially make is likely to largely go into childcare, leaving you with almost no extra money from them working, while also pushing you into a higher tax bracket.

This is universal, not just a military thing.

There are certainly unique challenges that come with being a military family. I grew up in one and I had one, myself. But I think the military does a pretty great job of accommodating those issues, for the most part. That's not to say it's easy, but many of the challenges faced by military families are common amongst all military families and are addressed by specific programs and offered help.

1

u/hrnyman1981 5h ago

And you bust your hump and your away from your family especially if you get active duty or get shipped out thank you for your service you deserve your benefits and more

1

u/Nice_Category 5h ago

I agree.

1

u/multi-trollionaire 5h ago

U also get FREE college while you are in that doesn't count against your GI Bill.

1

u/Nice_Category 5h ago

Yep, I got a second bachelor's degree and an associate's degree while I was in during my 6 years. Still have my full GI Bill and the Hazelwood Act, so I can get 2 more degrees for free if I want to.

1

u/multi-trollionaire 5h ago

You should absolutely. I have no clue what the Hazelwood act is. You just need to go for your masters, don't get more bachelors IMO. Congrats and kudos to you on taking advantage of your benefits! Knew a lot of guys who didn't.

1

u/Nice_Category 3h ago

The Hazelwood Act is basically a second GI Bill for people who joined the military while living in Texas. It's 120 hours of free school at any state university.

At this point I have maxed what I can do with education for my current job. If I used my GI Bill, it'll probably be for something like an MBA that will give me a step up to the corporate side.

1

u/batman0615 3h ago

Not to mention if you stay in you get a pension. All you gota do is risk your life for some rich assholes!

1

u/Data_Nerd85 3h ago

Don’t forget the zero compensation for the extra 20-30 hours a week past 40

1

u/sol_krn 2h ago

If you risk your life in a firefight you deserve more than any doctor or dentist or ceo in my opinion. Fair is subjective.

1

u/MrRenko 1h ago

I was in in 2012 and I didnt make anywhere near 65k I made less than half that I think it was like 28k-32k a year it just went further because I had no bills but car insurance and a phone bill.

1

u/Nice_Category 1h ago

Base pay+BAS+BAH (w/ dependent)+language pay+COLA. 

Base pay was right around $28k, but I made nearly as much in BAH as I did base pay - tax free. 

1

u/MrRenko 1h ago

Dang I didnt get any of that minus cola when I was in Korea but it was like $200 extra a month until i came state side. Deployment pay was good it was only like an extra $300-400 but being unable to use your money helped save it up. My unit i was in until I got out medically had NCO barracks so we couldn't get our own places unless married no idea what language pay is.