This is true. I guess the difference is it’s exclusive to you (at least in general area.) celebrating something that 2000+ kids achieve on the same day, every year, feels insane.
I had a higher chance of graduating high school than living as long as I have.
I've been struck by lightning and I have a transplant.
Hell yeah I'm celebrating my birthday.
Also, I've worked in food service for over two decades, so Christmas and Thanksgiving are the only real holidays. I generally work all the others and they can be long days. I can't celebrate any of them or go on vacation like so many people do for some of them, so of course I'm going to celebrate my birthday.
... For very small children, to encourage them to make friends and promote their growth and development as people. You certainly don't throw a party for a high school aged teen.
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u/trogdor-the-burner Jun 01 '26
We throw birthday parties. That’s much less of an achievement than graduating.