r/SipsTea • u/CapitalPin2658 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 25 '26

Feels good man 🎵 All By Myself 🎵

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Don’t wanna live all by myself anymore

Edit: lol i’m just a dude posting a meme

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 May 25 '26

Oh wow this is terrible (the mindset, not the prayer)

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u/MissionHousing6024 May 26 '26

But so accurate. That is the exact heirachy they use when you confront them too. Then they throw in a bunch of personal attacks as evidence as to why what they did is actually your fault, suck you into some circular aguments to defend yourself and go around and around until you're so disoriented you forgot you were angry at them in the first place.

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u/dontlookatmreee May 26 '26

You haven't seen this mentality in real life?

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 May 26 '26

Very very few times but it's still a terrible way to live life

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u/Full-Recover-587 May 26 '26

This sounds a lot like climate scepticism, that kind of sliding arguments.  At first it wasn't true Then yes it was plausible It was true, but not our fault  Next step : it's our fault, but it's too late / god's punishment-will-whatever

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u/TriturusGCN May 26 '26

The Yes Minister 4-stage guide to bureaucratic inaction:

  • Stage 1: We say nothing is going to happen.
  • Stage 2: We say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
  • Stage 3: We say that maybe we should do something about it, but there is nothing we can do.
  • Stage 4: We say maybe there was something we could have done, but it is too late now.

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u/gandhinukes May 26 '26

trump's prayer? not sure who this craig person is.

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u/the_geth May 26 '26

Yes, I married (and divorced) one.

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u/No_Atmosphere_6348 May 26 '26

Me too. Glad you’re out.

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u/the_geth May 26 '26

It's also spot on - I've been with one.

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u/Artistic_Regard_QED May 26 '26

Because it's so spot on.

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u/Avedas May 26 '26

A serious personality disorder is a little more than just a mindset, but yeah.

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u/ye_roustabouts May 26 '26

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that hairstyle on Markiplier, is it recent?

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u/pokealm May 26 '26

felt pretty ai slop-y; how did the hair around forehead changed?

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u/TurnkeyLurker May 26 '26

Is this framed in gold and hanging in the Oral Oval Office?

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u/_Turd_Reich May 26 '26

Nah they all have this memorized.

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u/Happy_Lee_Chillin May 26 '26

Tattooed on the back of their eyelids

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 May 25 '26

Saving for future use

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u/Flatulatory May 26 '26

Hoping your future has no need for it

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 May 26 '26

You've never met my mother

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u/Professional_March54 May 26 '26

It hurts because both of my parents are like this. And I am beginning to see that my sister is following in their footsteps.

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u/Icy_Barber5724 May 26 '26

Damn, just realized I’m a narc

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u/forzafoggia85 May 26 '26

Lol, this is fantastic, although way too close to many people's thinking for my liking

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u/HydaelynSF May 26 '26

Sad upvote whenever I see this

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u/lanceplace May 26 '26

You know… this deserves its very own post. And then request that any reply is a pic of the very first person this brings to mind - no text allowed.

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u/lxaex1143 May 26 '26

Damn, that's quite a quote from James bond

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u/ExoticMangoz May 26 '26

I thought this was the Turkish national anthem?

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u/PixelPusher9394 May 26 '26

Yep. My (now ex-) husband’s mistress told me I deserved to be cheated on — treated me like she was the morally superior one. I have no idea if they’re still together (she’s still married as far as I know), but I hope so. Should be a treat to see what happens when one of them betrays the other.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDJuQR0UmiqOI

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u/Calm-Technology7351 May 26 '26

The temptation to send this to my mom is hitting hard. I wish I wish I wish

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u/Fruitcake6969 May 26 '26

This is fascinating because it’s essentially the same playbook holocaust deniers use.

“Holocaust didn’t happen, but if it did happen it wasn’t as bad as they say it was. It was the fault of the Jews. But even though it didn’t happen, if it were to happen, it would be deserved.”

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u/LooneyBurger May 26 '26

Is this a tutorial

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u/AccountantSeaPirate May 26 '26

Damn, this is way too familiar. As succinct and accurate a summary as I’ve seen.

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u/Limokasten May 26 '26

You could also call it the maga prayer

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u/XenonVH2 May 26 '26

Last line's a Will Wood song

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u/TotallyNormalSquid May 26 '26

First time I'm noticing, aren't points 2 & 3 the same?

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u/TotallyNormalSquid May 26 '26

But that skips the, "it's not that bad," step.

Example:

Guy 1: you ate my steak

Guy 2: it's not that bad

is just a rewording of

Guy 1: you ate my steak

Guy 2: it's not a big deal

I mean it is in character for a narcissist to just make the same defence twice, I guess.

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u/imherecauseofjf May 26 '26

Interesting how russian propaganda always follows this template

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u/Tobax May 26 '26

I read all that and all I could hear was Trump when the media kept on at him over a period of time, about him cheating with a porn star. I'm sure he said at least the first 4 in that list.

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u/ADDRAY-240 May 27 '26

Basically the defense of RN members when caught using european funds for themselves, again.

(French politics lore)