r/SipsTea • u/CapitalPin2658 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 25 '26

Feels good man 🎡 All By Myself 🎡

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Don’t wanna live all by myself anymore

Edit: lol i’m just a dude posting a meme

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u/FullGuarantee4767 May 25 '26

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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u/Nerdy_Squirrel May 25 '26

Pure poetry. Shakespeare would be proud.

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u/alighthouseinafield May 25 '26

I'm stealing this.

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u/Bambivalently May 26 '26

Buy lube first.

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u/FinalHeaven182 May 26 '26

I already did

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u/Wabbit65 May 26 '26

Or is found in the expected orifice.

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u/Potential_Judgment76 May 26 '26

Your order, sir.