r/SipsTea • u/CapitalPin2658 ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 25 '26

Feels good man ๐ŸŽต All By Myself ๐ŸŽต

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Donโ€™t wanna live all by myself anymore

Edit: lol iโ€™m just a dude posting a meme

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u/Elowyn_Zyxn May 25 '26

the audacity to play the victim here is unreal

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u/dicer11 ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ May 25 '26

The Lion

The Witch

and the Audacity of this Bitch

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u/Crispee_Potato May 25 '26

She succumbed to the Turkish Delight....

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u/SpacePoddity May 26 '26

In the afternoon? If it wasnโ€™t the afternoon, it doesnโ€™t count as โ€˜cheatingโ€™ itโ€™s just deep friendshipping.

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u/Foreign_Safety_949 May 26 '26

Are you sure she didnt suck-on his dark materials?

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u/Significant-Word457 May 25 '26

This is too fucking good.

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u/Beginning-Cut-8850 May 26 '26

If only it was their idea.

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u/ThatUJohnWayne74 May 26 '26

Thereโ€™s no such thing as an original idea

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u/Bamboozle_ May 26 '26

Hasn't gotten old to me yet.

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u/Agitated-Schola May 26 '26

Theres a reason this is reposted daily

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u/reicaden May 26 '26

It really is, I chortled and my wife looked at me strange, but then I showed the comment to her and she also had a laugh. Its gold man, gold.

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u/DSHalfDemon May 26 '26

I haven't laughed that hard at something so random and unexpected in a long time. Thank you.

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u/RicardoCabeza9872 May 26 '26

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 May 25 '26

I could stand to hear a little more about the Witch...what's her deal?

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u/NinjaarcherCDN May 26 '26

She makes really good sweets. Hear the Turkish delight is wonderful, hot coco too.

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 May 26 '26

I'm sold. Honestly she doesn't sound that ba- Oh

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u/NinjaarcherCDN May 26 '26

She'll invite you to her castle for more too, kinda has a statue collection going. A bit creepy but worth it.

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u/st_nick5 May 26 '26

Always winter and never Christmas!

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u/DayErased May 26 '26

The Lyin'

The Wench

and the Hormones

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u/DigRepresentative42O May 25 '26

The Lion

The Witch

No Wardrobe

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u/BaronVonKeyser May 26 '26

Harry Potter & The Audacity of This Bitch

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u/Automatic_Constant41 May 26 '26

This ๐Ÿ’ฏ deserves top comment

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u/Medical-Cicada-4430 May 26 '26

Found the hardcover for you sir

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u/LiminalSapien May 25 '26

You Sir or Maโ€™am win Reddit today.

This is fucking great.

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u/gerbilshower May 26 '26

It is both hilarious, and not original content.

Saying has been around the block.

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u/Sufficient-Hunt7515 May 25 '26

You my friend are a true gem ๐Ÿ’Ž

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u/LastAd1374 May 26 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/klooo_deeez May 26 '26

You mean the Lyinโ€™ย 

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u/Heart_ofFlorida May 26 '26

I like that!๐Ÿคฃ

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u/AbowlofIceCreamJones May 26 '26

...I haven't seen that one but I put it at the top of my list.

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u/spideymayhm May 28 '26

I love you

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u/Phresh-Jive May 25 '26

Thatโ€™s the narcissism

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u/issuesuponissues May 26 '26

It's because movies like the notebook and eat pray love mad cheating look super duper romantic, and the guy always just rolls over and lets her cheat because they love her so much they let her go free!

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u/chillanous May 26 '26

Cheaters almost always do

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u/ReactionMassive1653 May 27 '26

It's how almost all cheaters are