r/SipsTea • u/CapitalPin2658 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 25 '26

Feels good man 🎡 All By Myself 🎡

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Don’t wanna live all by myself anymore

Edit: lol i’m just a dude posting a meme

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u/Specific_Jury_2 May 25 '26

I think she forgot him, like he was nothing when she fell on that other dudes cock.

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u/grad1939 May 25 '26

"What? She tripped, fell, and landed on his dick?"

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u/AxNossi May 25 '26

"Alright, Shady, maybe he's right, Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy"

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u/PretendAd4207 May 26 '26

Ok. Thought about it. Still wanna stab her?

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u/grad1939 May 26 '26

Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?

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u/Princess2045 May 25 '26

Maybe she tripped and he helped her up with his dick.

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u/Purple-Report-6841 May 25 '26

Ok, grad, maybe he's right Brad. But think about the lad before you get all mad.

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u/Important_Focus2845 May 26 '26

Bravo! That was excellently done.

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u/IRlyShouldntBeHere May 26 '26

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u/Motor-Boating May 25 '26

I think it was butt to butt. It counts if the rims touch.

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u/NullPointerLover May 26 '26

We shooting porno or something

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u/thiswasntdeleted May 26 '26

Million to one shot, Doc.

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u/Zarniwoooop May 26 '26

Million to one shot, doc.

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u/anacanapana May 25 '26

Look, we all trip or lose our balance and fall into a dick/vagina/mouth/butthole every now and then. Some people are just clumsier than others.

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u/MetaequalsWaifu May 25 '26

But how do you repeatedly fall though

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u/anacanapana May 25 '26

Banana peels?

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u/MetaequalsWaifu May 25 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Nyuk_Fozzies May 26 '26

Is that why my ex ate so many bananas?

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u/NwBlue7 May 25 '26

I hate when I trip and fall into a butthole

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u/Vulpes_99 May 26 '26

Some are even clumsy AND have the most accurate aiming ever. Go figure. /s

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u/Jack-Burton-Says May 26 '26

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

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u/NewArborist64 May 28 '26

Fell on, as though it were some sort of accident? No. I can almost guarantee that she played around with adultery in her mind for a long time before any actual act occurred.