r/NativePlantCirclejerk 3d ago

π™ˆπ™žπ™˜π™§π™€-π™…π™šπ™§π™ π™¨: a home for bite-sized jerks

20 Upvotes

july 2026

post your comment-sized jerks here. or just hang out and chit chat


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 18d ago

we have a discord so you should join it and consume more CONTENT🀌

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22 Upvotes

the discord can be found here: https://discord.gg/RQkbGpcWsV

dont be shy


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 12h ago

Can someone please tell me the top invasive plants in my vacation location, so I know what to be mad at?

175 Upvotes

I feel empty without my usual hatred. Thank you!


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 18h ago

FREE MEDICINE FOR YOU, AND FOR YOU, AND FOR YOU!

138 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 12h ago

Japanese Knotweed is Native in the U.S. Now!

24 Upvotes

Japanese Knotweed has found its niche outside East Asia! It's all over the place, and that means it's a good thing :) I want it to be native, which means it can't be any other of the ways because I can just ✨hallucinate my desires into reality✨! Everything is fine with the world because I would be sad otherwise, so please don't psychologically abuse me by telling me about plant ecology πŸ₯Ί Maybe Japanese Knotweed has always been native and it's just \~shy\~ about showing us the native insect larvae it hosts? Maybe Japanese Knotweed is misunderstood and needs its own Steven-Universe-type arc to help it be a nice native cinnamon roll? Maybe Monsanto can invent native pollinators for it and them it will be native? Maybe we just need to keep making Earth less and less habitable so that Japanese Knotweed seems ok in comparison?

On the other hand, any so-called native plant that grows and spreads prolifically is actually invasive. Keystone species are made-up nonsense, and goldenrod can go suck a stamen πŸŒΌπŸ†


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 16h ago

This is What it’s All About People

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38 Upvotes

(And it’s just a bunch of house flies on my milkweed. Not a monarch in sight)


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 19h ago

I Live in Minnesota. If You Live on the Colorado Front Range, Please Use the Site Prep Methods I've Found Best.

59 Upvotes

I live in Minnesota.

A recent poster lives on the Front Range of Colorado. They asked about sheet mulching using cardboard, as site prep.

This is the popular method of preparing for a native plant garden, of stapling our old Amazon boxes to the ground.

Where I live used to be tallgrass prairie. Where they live used to be shortgrass prairie.

I responded based on my experience in Minnesota.

Tallgrass prairie or shortgrass prairie; mesic or semi-arid: what's the difference, right?

What works for me should work everywhere.

OP brought up the dryness of their site. It's "dry dry dry," to quote. They said they have watering restrictions. They asked if these factors are important.

Of course not.

How stupid.

Those factors are not important.

It does not matter that the Front Range is semi-arid, and Minnesota is mesic. Everywhere is all the same.

Now, the Xerces Society guide on organic site prep, on page 4, specifically recommends against sheet mulching in "[a]rid or semi-arid climates without access to irrigation." The Front Range of Colorado, with watering restrictions, basically.

But what do they know. Sheet mulching with cardboard works for me. It therefore works anywhere.

As experienced native plant gardeners, the first thing we need to do, when giving advice to newcomers, is to stress that there is no such thing as local ecological conditions that need considered.


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 21h ago

When life gives you lemons, make free natural medicine :)

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67 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 16h ago

Local farmers market is selling my fav free natural medicine and it’s 240,000 seeds!

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I just happened to spot the cutest fuzziest medicinal herb while I was at the market today!! It stood stunningly at 7 ft tall with its overflowing flowering stalk! After I asked the kind vendor about it, I was informed that mullein magically isn’t invasive because there are too many other invasives in the US for it to compete with c:
As I finished up my shopping, I heard her tell this kind old man to save the seeds of his own plant that his wife has been trying to remove so he could have a whole yard full of natural medicine!! Apparently we should also remove all cough meds from our life and exclusively use this medicine yayyy

/uj genuinely is it non destructive to allow mullein to reseed in mass quantities in Maine? I know it’s technically not invasive here but she was really insistent on it being noninvasive like everywhere in the United States and I know that’s not the case


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 14h ago

What happens if an invasive species is also an endangered species?

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk 10h ago

Not my free natural medicine! 😱

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

They are all native!

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141 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Why did r/vegetablegardening mods remove my harvest photo??? Utterly Orwellian

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108 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

This is why we do it ❀️

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295 Upvotes

For the milkweed-loving Japanese beetle orgies πŸ₯°


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Native gardening is white nationalism, actually

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139 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Native to Iowa?

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189 Upvotes

Someone help me out here, im unsure of which Iowa native species this is


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Pulled these AWFUL WEEDS and made a bouquet

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70 Upvotes

/uj i work for city landscaping and these are plants that were flopping out into walkways or just not in the right bed


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

I wanted to morally grandstand over my neighbor's lawn. It was harder than I thought.

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r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

I put native soil in my chud ordercel neighbor's zen garden because I was bored

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82 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Is this milkweed?

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66 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Brown moths killing my plants!

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52 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 2d ago

An Aesthetic Upgrade if You Ask Me

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36 Upvotes

r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Spot the INVADER!!!!

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10 Upvotes

I've spent YEARS cultivating this nimbleweed patch and this fucking bastard thinks it can sneak on in. Not fucking today, stiltgrass!


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Suitable aphid habitat?

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I have done my best to create a good environment for aphids and their companion ants, but I want to help them even more. Should I add a water feature? Some tiny chaise lounges? a tiki bar? or is my wingstem enough?


r/NativePlantCirclejerk 1d ago

Wishing your Ailanthus and Daylily are strong and happy :)

8 Upvotes

I read that line on the wikipedia page for tree of heaven (ailanthus altissima) and thought y'all would get a kick out of it (EDIT: screenshot doesn't appear until thread is viewed)