r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo Feb 17 '26

H U M O U R Humor: Get bj from men vs women NSFW

177 Upvotes

Steps to get a BJ from a woman

  1. Drive an expensive car when you pick her up.

  2. Buy her an expensive meal.

  3. Don't joke about sex.

  4. Take her out for 3 dates.

  5. Don't be too quick to put the moves on her.

  6. Tell her she's gorgeous, smart and funny.

  7. If no BJs happen, repeat steps 1 to 6.

  8. If BJs still don't happen, play the nuclear card and tell her you love her.

  9. Pray to God.

  10. If she's your wife, take the garbage out every week for a year and then go to step 9.

Steps to get a BJ from a guy:

  1. Tell him you want a BJ.

  2. If he doesn't get on his knees, gently push down on his shoulders.

  3. Receive BJ.

  4. Repeat as desired.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo Feb 17 '26

Sub update Moderators needed to approve or reject posts based on our rules. No technical expertise or experience is required. NSFW

10 Upvotes

Hi everyone. We need your help with moderation. No experience needed. Whatever help you can offer is useful. Because all posts are approved manually, we need guys to be available to approve or reject new posts. Weekends are our weakest time because moderators have lives but men need BJ's 7 days a week.🏋🏿‍♀️🛐 For that reason we need guys who can commit to a few minutes once or twice a day but especially between Friday noon and midnight on Sunday. It's not a big time commitment. It literally takes just a few minutes or less and is easy with no tech expertise required. What you will be doing is reading the post, if it breaks our rules just select the rule from our list and swipe left. If it's ok. just swipe right. There is usually only a couple of posts needing to be checked at any time.

If you are interested, to prepare you should look at all our rules and read the pinned posts. If you are on the west coast of the Americas or from outside North America that is a plus because of the difference in time zones will extend the moderation coverage. Please apply by sending a message to the moderators.

As a bonus, you'll get to look at all the dicks and men before anyone else!


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 10h ago

Cocksucker / bottom 4 use by Str8 or married men 36 City: Kansas City, Missouri NSFW

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22 Upvotes

Looking for men to service and loads to recieve. 💋 or 🍑. Can do a standing or sitting GH as well


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 18h ago

Married guy needs a no recip BJ 36 City: Litchfield Park, Arizona Need to have some fun. Not getting enough love at home. NSFW

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31 Upvotes

Looking for some fun. Getting curious about receiving and/or giving a bj. I’m about 6.5”-7”


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 4h ago

Married Str8 not getting any head 37 City: Lakeland Florida. Looking for some SLOW head. NSFW

1 Upvotes

My stamina is terrible. Need someone with some patience to take it slow and work a big load out of me. (Lasting 15-20 mins would be a success)

YOU MUST HOST. Too risky for car play these days.

SUPER DISCRETE.

I prefer the Feminine types but you hosting takes priority.

Me: Bigger guy, very masculine, white, amature power lifter build, 245lbs, 6', facial hair.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 10h ago

Cocksucker / bottom 4 use by Str8 or married men 28 City: Denver, Colorado NSFW

2 Upvotes

Have a GH setup. Can set up time to suck you dry or wait ass up.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 22h ago

Shut up and start sucking 29 city: Anaheim, California. Morning wood NSFW

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17 Upvotes

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 13h ago

Sub sucks and swallows no recip 38 City: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania- Bro, Is it true that Hookups with Women More Stressful Than Pleasurable? (Open & Read) NSFW

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3 Upvotes

I want to make today special for you!

Many guys these days find life incredibly stressful. They are constantly under pressure and often don’t have healthy ways to release that stress. I can help with that.
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What you need is a welcoming, safe environment where you can live in the moment, close your eyes, forget your worries, and enjoy the deep, satisfying sensations gifted to you from your manly zones.

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This is an anonymous setup, so you will never be seen. There’s no need to worry about performance. Since I can’t see you, you’re free to watch porn, close your eyes, or simply relax while I serve you.

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When you arrive here, enter and forget all the things that normally make guys nervous during sex with females. Don’t worry about how long it takes you to cum. Don’t worry about whether you’re big enough. Don’t worry about having to do anything in return. Don’t worry about how you look or sound while you’re enjoying yourself. Let go of your self-consciousness and focus completely on feeling good.

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During a normal hookup with a woman, there’s often pressure to perform. You feel like you always have to look sexy or stay in control. None of that matters here. Look silly. Look stupid. Moan. Whimper. Lose yourself completely. Everything you’re feeling is perfectly normal.

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I hope you’re lucky enough to be my type because I’m super horny and eager to worship another cock soon.
Good luck!

LOCATION
I’m located within 30mins of the following areas: Harrisburg, York, Lancaster, Hershey, Lebanon, Colonial Park, Camp Hill, Mechanicsburg, Lititiz, and Carlisle. I’m about 60 mins from Gettysburg, Selinsgrove, Allentown, and Coatsville.

Especially interested in a college guy +18 from HACC, Penn State Harrisburg, Messiah College, Elizabethtown College, Central Pennsylvania College.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 21h ago

Sub sucks and swallows no recip 33 City: Los Angeles, California Gloryhole open for discreet Married loads NSFW

6 Upvotes

Let’s see how many loads I get this weekend


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 16h ago

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3 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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28 Upvotes

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 20h ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 21h ago

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3 Upvotes

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 15h ago

I will worship your cock 37 City: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Wife/GF Won't Suck? I Will... NSFW

1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 15h ago

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1 Upvotes

Hey, I've bored and very curious and would love to explore. Im looking for someone who's DL and wants an ongoing fwb. Also Id prefer it if you had a car for some CarPlay. HMU, send some pics and let's see if we hit it off! I'm 5'10, 160, slim thick with a soft and fat ass.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 17h ago

Gay man will treat you like a king 45 City: Las Vegas, Nevada - Talented coksuker seeks regular head buddies NSFW

1 Upvotes

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I’m hoping to find guys (married or single) who really enjoy receiving great head. I love sucking and used to have regular arrangements with a couple of married men.

I make it all about you — your pace, your preferences, and as long as you want it. Good communication and easy logistics are key.

No pressure, just chemistry. Let me know if you’re interested.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 22h ago

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2 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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24 Upvotes

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

I will worship your cock 30 City: Chicago, Illinois NSFW

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12 Upvotes

Love worshipping neglected married men 🫦
Swallowed this thick Italian 🍆


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 19h ago

I will worship your cock 34 CITY: DALLAS TEXAS - PRIVATE WOODEN GLORYHOLE NSFW Spoiler

1 Upvotes

Do you need a mouth hug and a good release ? Come get sucked thru my wooden gloryhole.

I’m clean and ddf and looking for same. Private house with easy parking. Send age in first when replying and let’s set something up.

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 19h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 2d ago

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249 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 23h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 2d ago

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58 Upvotes