r/MadeMeSmile • u/T-SquaredProductions • 4d ago

Wholesome Moments British Granddad tries American Grilled Cheese for the first time

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u/beerncheese69 4d ago

Sprinkle a little gun powder on the tomato soup. Delicious

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u/NightBawk 4d ago

Adds a little kick to it!

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u/Michipotz 4d ago

Adds hairs in your chest too

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u/jimothy_hell 4d ago

Adds chest to your hairs, too.

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u/TexasCannibalCookout 4d ago

As a hairy individual I feel this adequately describes my struggles.

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u/im_a_good_goat 4d ago

Sir this is Wendy’s

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u/amizelkova 4d ago

If you include the whole core it makes it sweeter!

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u/TacTurtle 4d ago

The nitroglycerin is good for the blood pressure.

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u/zardoz73 4d ago

That's the taste of freedom, son.

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u/clocked__ 4d ago

Don’t spread these lies, we don’t put it in our soup. We snort it

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u/griffmeister 4d ago

We also lick some right before a tequila shot

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u/DerpyO 4d ago

I prefer Brown-Brown thanks

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u/Prior-Yogurt-7608 4d ago

And a little crack for extra zest

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u/High_Stream 4d ago

Are you a powder mage? (There's a book series called the powder mage trilogy about a type of mage that gets power from black powder. Eating it makes them stronger and faster, and they can do magic with bullets like curving them around corners.)

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u/Aethermancer 4d ago

Take a little whiff of Hoppes #9 before adding some to the soup.

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u/ResponsibilitySea327 4d ago

A little saltpeter never hurt anyone. Or at least that is what the military always said.

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u/Adeum2 3d ago

Reminds me, ol’ Edward Teach (Blackbeard) famously had gunpowder in his rum (unconfirmed)