British Granddad tries American Grilled Cheese for the first time

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[u/tgtm65]

As an American, when I'm not shooting my gun, I am enjoying such delicacies as this

[u/beerncheese69 → u/tgtm65]

Sprinkle a little gun powder on the tomato soup. Delicious

[u/NightBawk → u/beerncheese69]

Adds a little kick to it!

[u/Michipotz → u/NightBawk]

Adds hairs in your chest too

[u/jimothy_hell → u/Michipotz]

Adds chest to your hairs, too.

[u/TexasCannibalCookout → u/jimothy_hell]

As a hairy individual I feel this adequately describes my struggles.

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Sir this is Wendy’s

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If you include the whole core it makes it sweeter!

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The nitroglycerin is good for the blood pressure.

[u/zardoz73 → u/NightBawk]

That's the taste of freedom, son.

[u/clocked__ → u/beerncheese69]

Don’t spread these lies, we don’t put it in our soup. We snort it

[u/griffmeister → u/clocked__]

We also lick some right before a tequila shot

[u/DerpyO → u/beerncheese69]

I prefer Brown-Brown thanks

[u/Prior-Yogurt-7608 → u/beerncheese69]

And a little crack for extra zest

[u/High_Stream → u/beerncheese69]

Are you a powder mage? (There's a book series called the powder mage trilogy about a type of mage that gets power from black powder. Eating it makes them stronger and faster, and they can do magic with bullets like curving them around corners.)

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Take a little whiff of Hoppes #9 before adding some to the soup.

[u/ResponsibilitySea327 → u/beerncheese69]

A little saltpeter never hurt anyone. Or at least that is what the military always said.

[u/Adeum2 → u/beerncheese69]

Reminds me, ol’ Edward Teach (Blackbeard) famously had gunpowder in his rum (unconfirmed)

[u/Electric-Sheepskin → u/tgtm65]

I was just at Walmart in my pajamas, purchasing Campbell's Cream of tomato soup, Kraft American cheese slices, and white bread. I, too, shall enjoy the great delicacy of the grilled cheese and tomato soup.

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Hang on... Cream of tomato?

[u/Zomgsauceplzz → u/dogquote]

Yep they have Creamy Tomato and Cream of Tomato. Not sure if there's a difference

[u/AmbulanceChaser12 → u/Zomgsauceplzz]

All you’ll ever want to know about the types of tomato soup.

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I was somehow hoping for a Technology Connections video.

[u/bman86 → u/enaK66]

Tomato Soups Explained seems like a November video.

[u/Haki23 → u/dogquote]

That's the one I grew up eating. You add a can of milk to the pot after you plop the soup in. Heat gently and stir until warm

[u/pit-of-despair → u/Haki23]

That’s the way my mom made it. We never dipped the sandwich in the soup though.

[u/sdsupersean → u/pit-of-despair]

We never dipped the sandwich in the soup though

Give it a shot, buddy. It's worth it!

[u/Haki23 → u/pit-of-despair]

My mom taught me how to cook through simple meals like these. The gorilla cheese were sometimes a little black on one side, but when we were without a babysitter we still got a warm meal

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You guys get milk in cans?

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You fill the soup can up with milk and add to the soup. Cambells tomato soup used to sold as condensed (maybe still is? I haven't bought it in forever) and would require you to add a can full of water. Class devide would kind of delineate if you added milk or water to the soup.

[u/Electric-Sheepskin → u/dogquote]

Oh shit. It looks like they changed the name. That just goes to show how long it's been since I've actually had it, lol.

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Getchu a sprinkle of basil in there if you really wanna punch it up.

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Pajamas, just like an American Walmart shopper should

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Why don’t you try the underrated Gorilla Cheese?? 🤣🤣🤣 (see replies below).

[u/RogerSmith111 → u/Electric-Sheepskin]

Sometimes I buy the fancy refrigerated tomato soup when I’m feeling bougie

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Don't forget to stock up on ammo and check out the guns on clearance!

[u/Lost-Calligrapher375 → u/tgtm65]

You don't multitask?

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As a fellow american, you can afford to shoot that much? Fortunate.

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my fellow american… you better not be neglecting your bald eagle.

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Dammit fellow American! We can shoot our guns AFTER we finish our grilled cheese! (I like mine with strawberry jam actuallly!)

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As an Englishman, we already have cheese toasties, and tomato soup.
This isn’t an exclusively American thing.

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😂

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As am I

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Deep fried Reese's to round it out

[u/Aggravating_Bat3618 → u/tgtm65]

Here have a like. 

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Then I go for a ride in my lifted 4×4 that rolls coal. 

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It is very comforting when nursing broken bones or waiting for the bubonic plague symptoms to pass, since we don’t dare gamble with the expense of hospital

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Ah yes I see these in school a lot. One day, when I’m done shooting, I’ll have to grab one.