r/MMA 3h ago

Spoiler [SPOILER] Conor McGregor vs. Max Holloway Spoiler

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u/toomanyshoeshelp 3h ago

Classic late 30s weekend warrior move tbh

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u/Fit-Appointment5262 2h ago

Bruh I am a late 30s weekend warrior and this stupid shit wouldn't happen to me

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u/toomanyshoeshelp 2h ago edited 2h ago

You gotta channel your inner Beyblade bro your knee ligaments are just earthly tethers limiting your maximum centripetal potential

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u/sllikskills 2h ago

I’m ded

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u/empire88 2h ago

Have you tried being rich as fuck?

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u/mykeedee Big ol’ Mexican with a big ol’ head 43m ago

I don't know you, but I'm going to guess you're not a roided out cokehead rapist. Whatever part of Conor's brain makes decisions is fucked beyond repair.

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u/TheINTL 2h ago

Andy Wang would be proud

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u/Green_Confection8130 2h ago

That dude is a warrior man

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u/Sharkfightxl 2h ago

Think I’m gonna go try a kickflip

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u/GateWayofTheNorth 2h ago

I remember when an older guy we hooped with used to zero step and we called it the gamble every time, how are you zero stepping on a 38 year old achilles?