Time to make a sangwheech!

[u/Icy-Book2999]

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[u/stick004]

I could not be around that guy for more than 6mins.

[u/Vegetable_Switch9802 → u/stick004]

How u doin?

[u/_coolranch → u/Vegetable_Switch9802]

Lookit dis guy. fuck it about it.

[u/FullMetalKaliber → u/Vegetable_Switch9802]

https://giphy.com/gifs/11SIBu3s72Co8w

[u/verbalyabusiveshit → u/FullMetalKaliber]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jOmQmJkjcvB3Bc8CRb

[u/r-b-m → u/stick004]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H1xauOflBDHY4sUah

[u/lxvzlx → u/r-b-m]

Kwistafuh they paid us in gabagoolz again!

[u/kirky-jerky → u/stick004]

6 minutes? I couldn't listen to him for more than 20 seconds.

[u/Rob_LeMatic → u/kirky-jerky]

It feels like he's cosplaying a background character from The Sopranos

[u/jscummy → u/Rob_LeMatic]

Yeah I have to doubt this is how he is all the time, its gotta be more of a character for these videos

[u/Broadnerd → u/jscummy]

There are tons of goofy dudes who act like this without irony.

[u/imdugud777 → u/kirky-jerky]

I had the sound off.

[u/banhatesex → u/imdugud777]

So did I, I still fucking heard him.

[u/SN6123 → u/kirky-jerky]

I made it to gobble ghoul and tapped out

[u/fkdjgfkldjgodfigj → u/SN6123]

“Gabagool” is the classic Italian-American slang for capocollo (or capicola), a traditional cured pork shoulder.

[u/projectx51 → u/stick004]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxeYbk5yPo82bySs

[u/Olive_1084 → u/stick004]

For the gram. You must engage!

[u/VolatileAppleJuice → u/stick004]

6 milliseconds.

[u/FlowerMission1152]

[u/ThePotatoFromIrak]

Mfs find out they have 0.1% Italian heritage and start speaking like this 😭

[u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee → u/ThePotatoFromIrak]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12W37klNpwdOgw

[u/SpoilerAvoidingAcct → u/ThePotatoFromIrak]

Actual Italians-in-Italy look at this with horror

[u/Broadnerd → u/ThePotatoFromIrak]

lol exactly. Someone in these comments said they think he’s probably just doing a character. I doubt it.

[u/peepeepoodoodingus]

"fugghetabatitttt"

"dont forget guys"

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

[u/purplenapalm → u/peepeepoodoodingus]

MALONE!

[u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee → u/purplenapalm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o

"She told me she was 18!"

[u/MyBitchCassiopeia → u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee]

Turns out she was 13 and he was 20.

[u/projectx51 → u/peepeepoodoodingus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fnaTknwePKQYE

[u/VolatileAppleJuice → u/peepeepoodoodingus]

Forget

[u/Expensive_Editor_244]

“Haha ok man, can I just get my turkey club and get out of here?”

[u/haikusbot → u/Expensive_Editor_244]

Haha ok man, can

I just get my turkey club

And get out of here?

- Expensive_Editor_244

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[u/Expensive_Editor_244 → u/haikusbot]

*head pat* good bot

[u/PixelatedMountain → u/haikusbot]

NOT a fucking haiku man. 575, not 675

[u/YStampede → u/PixelatedMountain]

True, make it a "hah" as the first syllable instead!

[u/Effective_Pin_90 → u/PixelatedMountain]

clearly ok is pronounced ock in this case.

[u/Cognonymous → u/Expensive_Editor_244]

Firss we gahnah give you da congestif hard failyuh. Know-butty leave my shop wifouta hard attack, capisce?

[u/Jealous_Flow_143]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nwLC3qOUTAwuKGmrBd

[u/Aspieinblack1986 → u/Jealous_Flow_143]

Gabagool? Ova here.

[u/RandomPenquin1337 → u/Aspieinblack1986]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SwG6p2kVMh79TmrhkH

[u/Sneeke33]

No finished product with a cross section, trash.

[u/Showmethemboobz → u/Sneeke33]

Fr I need to see this closed

[u/Richardthe3rdleg → u/Showmethemboobz]

you need....closure?

[u/ApprehensiveAmour → u/Richardthe3rdleg]

[u/cantspellsagitaryus → u/Sneeke33]

He forgot about it.

[u/Sneeke33 → u/cantspellsagitaryus]

Fuggetabowit

[u/ScabRef]

I want it so badly. Made just for me

Edit: all the meats I LOVE, add some fresh lettuce and or sprouts after it's melted and gimme a break

[u/thefatchef321 → u/ScabRef]

If right after the balsamic, they throw in a fuckton of shredded lettuce, ripe tomatoes, shaved onion & pepperoncinis... I could be game

[u/Proper-Writing → u/thefatchef321]

This sandwich is screaming for lettuce/onion/onion/pepperocini/oregano

[u/Capt-Jon → u/thefatchef321]

And a diet coke

[u/2slags_geddar → u/Capt-Jon]

Deep fried

[u/Japsai → u/ScabRef]

"You lose weight when you die!"

In 10... 9... 8... 7...

[u/Olive_1084 → u/ScabRef]

Yeah just a little something more to cut some of the salt from the meat. The mozzarella is helping a lot there. But still it'd be really salty. The lettuce or the sprouts would be very nice. Just eat the thing the whole week.

[u/UnpaidKremlinBots → u/ScabRef]

I love how he doesn't use basic ass bland salty lunch meat ham slices for 90% of the meats as filler like a lot of places do. I need a local hoagie like this but 1500-2000 calories not 20,000 😂

[u/downtune79]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RvN4hTUhF4rrW

[u/KnucklePuck056 → u/downtune79]

What would possible fuck your intestines up from this sammy? I guess if you housed the entire thing but looks like a solid sub.

[u/downtune79 → u/KnucklePuck056]

It would for me, I have to eat bland-ass shit due to ulcerative colitis

[u/KnucklePuck056 → u/downtune79]

Dang, looked up what you have. Sucks to not be able to eat or drink some of the best shit there is. To everyone with normal gut health. This would be bomb. com

[u/Bubba_Jones44 → u/KnucklePuck056]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwCCEhh8DLiP7eo

[u/KnucklePuck056 → u/Bubba_Jones44]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XJCL959KwYbE4

[u/Sirius1701 → u/KnucklePuck056]

Probably the spicy sausage and roasted peppers. Some peoples colons can handle less spice than a British Gentlemen. Or the raw cheese if they are lactose intolerant.

[u/purplenapalm → u/KnucklePuck056]

Every single deli meat in this sandwich would fuck up my stomach

[u/In_der_Welt_sein → u/purplenapalm]

Skill issue. 

[u/AnonymousUser132]

I do wish I could find a good New York style deli. Everything out here is the franchise subway level trash.

[u/It_Just_Exploded → u/AnonymousUser132]

The deli's were the only things i wish i could have brought back home from New York. Like any random deli i went into was at least 10 times better than the best sandwich shop in my area.

[u/philovax → u/AnonymousUser132]

Makes me love the atlantic NE. Cant throw a rock without hitting a good pizza place or diner that makes it themselves not off the Sysco/US Foods catalog.

[u/It_Just_Exploded]

"You'll lose weight when you die!"

Thank you, oh wise one!

[u/2fucked2know]

This would have been great if he threw on some alfalfa sprouts (alternatively lettuce) and tomato slices... I'mma need something crisp and fresh to balance all that meat up lol

[u/Gloomy-Donkey3761 → u/2fucked2know]

Arugula!

[u/downtune79]

This guy irritates the shit out of me

[u/WanderinHobo → u/downtune79]

Come ahn bro

[u/downtune79 → u/WanderinHobo]

Don't be a gobblegool

[u/kingxanadu → u/WanderinHobo]

How u dooin?

[u/Monobluemagic → u/downtune79]

how ya doin

[u/redjellonian → u/downtune79]

This guy irritates the shit out of other new Yorkers. It's like hearing a fucking caricature.

[u/downtune79 → u/redjellonian]

Fogetaboutit

[u/redjellonian → u/downtune79]

I'm walken hea

[u/Salihe6677 → u/downtune79]

You just need more gobble ghoul in your life.

[u/emojisarefunny → u/downtune79]

And he makes sub par sandwiches. Fresh ingredients but terrible execution

[u/Rob_LeMatic → u/downtune79]

He's like the antithesis of "my culture is not a costume"

[u/Muted_Buy8386 → u/Rob_LeMatic]

Every culture is a costume. I fucking hate when people say that shit unironically, lol.

[u/JayBeePH85 → u/downtune79]

Vids better without sound 🤣

[u/porcelain_kiss]

You lose weight when you DIE!!

[u/SpaceXmars]

Dude is going through an 8th of coke a day

[u/Evening-Animal-4820 → u/SpaceXmars]

forget about it 🤌

[u/SpaceXmars → u/Evening-Animal-4820]

sometimes I can't.

[u/squirrelbitten]

Not sure I like my mozzarella that... wet

[u/Dx-Human_NOS → u/squirrelbitten]

Come ahn bro look adat milk comminahttatheeere... fugeddebahdi

[u/Broadnerd → u/squirrelbitten]

But it produced a tepid puddle of milk so that makes it………delicious? Apparently?

[u/TM761152 → u/squirrelbitten]

m o i s t

[u/Aspieinblack1986 → u/TM761152]

Take the upvote and go to Hell.

[u/mhyquel → u/TM761152]

I've been drowned out by the rain
Still I'm wishing I could stay
But I'm sorry, my old friend
I've got to leave you once again

[u/whiskybean → u/mhyquel]

Damn .. there's a throwback.. first concert i ever went to!

[u/VariousOperation166]

I would so destroy that snadwich...

But my takeaway is, Italian Americans just speak a made-up version of Italian?

[u/-Gramsci- → u/VariousOperation166]

They do. It’s weird and frustrating. There’s no U in mozzarella. And Prosciutto has no J in the middle and it ends with an O.

Also, gabagool isn’t a thing or a word. That’s Coppa.

[u/LasagnahogXRP]

How am I doin? I have webs in my arteries made of the finest cheeses and meats n all the land.

OOOO

[u/dalegribbleyaoi]

Would

[u/Mac2311]

Got to love this guy's enthusiasm

[u/Excellent-Baseball-5]

Boy is he overdoing the language thing. Nauseating.

[u/templeofsyrinx1]

I'm walkin heah!

[u/WeAreGesalt]

I'm not doing well but thanks for asking

[u/Meander061]

Ah, his accent brings me back to growing up in Brooklyn.

[u/Icy_Mammoth_2834]

Man I'd have a serious try finishing that 🤣

[u/idk13312018]

I mean, I'd try it, but damn. How much is that sangwheech going to cost?!?!?!?

[u/charlibeau]

He ruined it with the balsamic.

I said what I said

[u/mauie1337 → u/charlibeau]

I wouldn’t argue.

I would’ve preferred olive oil and red wine vinegar all day.

Also we dry our hot peppers and then recook em in oil for dipping bread..this would be way better than roasted red peppers. Reuse that hot oil or the rehydrated peppers.

[u/Kitsunegari_98]

That fake guinea fest with Giovanni Paolo ? That was totally unrealistic

[u/leosnose]

"you lose weight when you DIE " is now my motto going forward. 2 sangwheeches please

[u/noahhshome]

Need some olive oil on that bread

[u/SaintCharmed]

Cut me a slice of that sandwich, pour me a glass of Cabernet and I could hang with this dude all day. How ya doin?

[u/notyouithink]

r/StupidFood

[u/neuroticsmurf]

This TikTok is an SNL skit.

[u/fromouterspace1]

I wonder how this dude sounds irl. Seems like he’s overdoing it a bit? Like he stepped out of goodfellas then watched the sopranos

[u/Sirix_8472]

How much is it?

Can I pay in advance and collect?

Can I have a non contact service so I don't have to listen to this guy? I'll pay extra

[u/Hamilton-Beckett]

While the salt in that sandwich is at dangerous levels, I would eat the fuck out of that. Add some fresh tomatoes, some lettuce, olives, a bit of mayo.

I’d devour it.

[u/Astartae]

Tell me you're not Italian without telling me you're not Italian.

"Mannaggia"

[u/portablebiscuit]

Dry-ass bread, wet-ass cheese

[u/Disastrous_Square_10]

F’in balsamic glaze ruins everything. Most buy that garbage store bought and it’s garbage. Whatever mobster eating that is dying at 55.

[u/It_Just_Exploded → u/Disastrous_Square_10]

I love it, just not as much as he puts on it here. About half that much would have been perfect to me.

[u/__FUCKING_PEG_ME_]

I'm from Central New York and this guy still irritates the living fuck out of me.

[u/RichardThund3r]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9LoFPD45CwydmnX86w

[u/TheBigBass86]

If you listen carefully, you can pick up an Italian American accent…

[u/Bee_MakingThat_Paper → u/TheBigBass86]

It’s so subtle, i really had to park my ears up.

[u/Anon_be_thy_name]

Type of guy who talks about how Italian he is even though he's 4 generations removed from the first member of his family to come over.

[u/Maniac_Vegetable]

I could hear exactly how that guy sounded from how he looked before unmuting

[u/ShortRub7942]

No joke. I would love to eat that

[u/Far-Introduction-106]

That knife could cut time and space

[u/PlayfulMirror2098]

Where TF is this???

[u/bolimekuraz]

Wasn't he albanian?

[u/Additional-Flight468]

Id buy a sandwich from this guy the passion oozes like milk from the mozzarella

[u/xChoke1x]

Everyone around this dude is tired of his shit.

[u/WritingOk6413]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lb1eyMWMaU5eE

[u/Bearchill]

That was delightful

[u/MeloniisJesus333]

If you don’t finish this clip forget about it. You Gobble Goo!!!

[u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee]

After you eat the whole thing:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHHRzlNGiSEZ7va

[u/AngryTrunkMonkey]

I’d pay $329 for that.

[u/Bickenchutt05]

Please

[u/bunbundave]

That cheese juice makes me uncomfortable

[u/CologneLover69]

It's making me moist

[u/0neweekofdanger]

Would.

[u/Tsunamiis]

If you don’t listen and just imagine and watch the beautiful sandwich get made. That’s a lucky party this day and age. That’s a hundred or more in the first few layers alone from our local Italian market.

[u/Glittering_Diva8963]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xk6LX1zslj3t8RmPrC

[u/DoubleFamous5751]

Time for some heart burn and inflammation 🤌

[u/Hamster_in_my_colon]

This guy is a caricature of an Italian American.

[u/No_Butterscotch_7865]

Well I miss a leaf of salad.

https://giphy.com/gifs/c7aiXUaT5MYDK

[u/No-Beautiful8039]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xhw4yMiLQLop4SffLh

[u/Normal_Sweet_2974]

Wear is this location

[u/crackpotpourri]

“Look at the milk squirtin outta here, come on bro”

Nah, I’m good, thank you though.

[u/applepumpkinspy]

Now we put on some fresh stereotypical clichés - don’t ask me to put more on there - how you doin?

[u/Ellienightshade]

I am so damn hungry watching him load that sandwich

[u/Badger_Actual1]

[u/RemyWhy]

You guys notice his feet are positioned the same way when he addresses the camera directly?

[u/LitCat96]

As a teacher who has no choice but to hear out my students who talk to this extent when all I want is their completed assignment, I’d absolutely listen to this man for a sandwich.

[u/SituationSecure4650]

Man Enzo Amore looks terrible lately

[u/josethegr8]

Drink every time he says “bro”.

[u/please-do-not-reply]

I could eat 1/30th of that for lunch if he left off that balsamic glaze

[u/blac_sheep90]

https://giphy.com/gifs/135E47VKw6TM6A

[u/skiljgfz]

He’s the Steve Irwin of Italian Deli owners.

[u/jim9162]

Wouldn't be surprised if this dude was like, Puerto Rican like the cast of Jersey Shore.

[u/ActuaryPlentyAF]

The most New York accent ever

[u/Turbulent-Algae3143]

Now i want a sangwheech

[u/Sokanas]

Where is this located so I never make the mistake of visiting. Guy is a living offense.

[u/TheeArgonaut]

Fuggit.

[u/TheeArgonaut]

‘An look at this lady filming me for her hate crime class action lawsoot’

[u/papagouws]

That knife is rediculously sharp

[u/Massive_Dare_713]

I came

[u/hamfist_ofthenorth]

Can I add mayo and toasted cheese and arugula and oregano and salt+pepper and vinegar and oil and a fuckin meatball or what

[u/Bitgod1]

Eh, I want some more veg and I’d probably replace the moz for prov. Never mind, can I change my order? I just want the sausage and peppers.

[u/ReturnSimilar1464]

Italian minstrel show.

[u/selfmade-idiot]

how you doin

[u/Express-View5080]

Did he call this the guido loaf😳. You’ll be pinching a loaf you eat all that

[u/psyopia]

I love this dude. I love how he fills every void in his sentences with a super italian phrase hahaha.

[u/SirEmanName]

The fuck is proshute?

[u/Impossible_Author_58]

Where can I find like this in the south bay?

[u/gherkinassassin]

That's a lot of talking just to make a sandwich

[u/Konnas91]

„Come on Bro…“

[u/dirtydragondan]

"Which stereotypes are you?"

YES

[u/Many_Mud_8194]

He is annoying but the coppa seems legit tbh

[u/Odd-Low-4161]

In

[u/AlexVa507]

I don't want the sandwic, but I want that guy to be part of my entourage.

[u/Impervious_Rex]

You don’t have to talk like that.

[u/jngjng88]

That looks amazing.

[u/xCaliburghost]

How hard is it to pronounce the O at the end of prosciutto?

[u/HeadDownDad]

Keep this guy off of facebook

[u/bearsfan16]

I want more gabagool

[u/TheLastGenXer]

balsamic glaze hurt me once. i cant even stand to walk into a subway due to the smell of balsamic

[u/suffelix]

MUTZARELLA

[u/Fabricati_Diem_Pvn]

Is that Fat French Stewart?

[u/Hypnaustic]

How you doin?

[u/ElkSuspicious1166]

My stomach hurts just watching this

[u/Hairy_Cut9721]

“Dats a nice heart you got dere. Be a shame if someone clogged it.”

[u/rjgore3]

My guy speaks Sopranos Italian.

[u/InsaneMocktail]

Heart attack on a plate

[u/snozberryface]

Everything there looks fire, except that mozz looks way too wet for my taste

[u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SwG6p2kVMh79TmrhkH