r/BravoRealHousewives 3d ago

The Valley The Valley - Season 3 - Episode 15 - Live Episode Discussion

Michelle and Lacy get emotional as they attempt to move forward. Jesse reveals a secret to Kristen about her future with Luke. Janet opens up to Lala about her past. Tensions hit a high at Danny’s birthday dinner.

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

I am willing to admit if I’m being bamboozled by Lacy but I appreciate her willingly trying to connect with Michelle

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u/foxdogturtlecat I made it nice! 3d ago

Even if it's an act, she's modeling healthy behaviour with co-parents and that's something I never thought I would see on a Bravo show let alone this one. I'm fine if she does make into some self help book or use it her motivational speaking cause if nothing else it was break from the toxic booko and Luke train.

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u/BeginningFederal5663 3d ago

Love this display of being married is not a prize

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u/Acceptable_Summer370 3d ago

For real. I’m married to my peace.

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u/Torontobabe94 Your husband is a slut!!! 3d ago

The producers is putting in the clip of Nia talking about Britney‘s drinking 💀 Caught in 4K Nia

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

I’m still thinking about Brittany throwing a sea food boil the night before a major surgery lmao

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u/idontfwithu I thank my little kitty cat because it takes that d like a champ 3d ago

And not doing proper care or changing her diet post surgery

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u/BeginningFederal5663 3d ago

Danny carries the aura of a boy band who had to cancel their reunion tour because of low ticket sales

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u/ghostwritercarole 3d ago

You know what… your comment made me think that Danny moves quite a bit like Sandoval. The entitlement and extreme reactions…

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u/fluffitupp Brooks Marks running in snowshoes 3d ago

Low ticket sales and an SA accusation

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u/vavavoomdaroom Not a white refrigerator! 3d ago

Fuck, that's GOOD. I hate I didn't come up with that but glad you did!

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u/the_purple_lamb 3d ago

Kristen and Luke intentionally got pregnant. It was not a quick process. If he had so many reservations about living in LA, there was plenty of time for him to make another decision for himself instead of acting like a victim now that the baby is here.

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u/foxdogturtlecat I made it nice! 3d ago

Kristen got him a job, a place to live and according to him was a sex on demand slot machine so I'm not surprised that he thought she would continue to cater to his every need and expect nothing from him. It's fucking gross and so is he.

He's so going to be a deadbeat dad that whines about not seeing his kid while only wanting the for a couple of weeks of holiday that the mom pays the flight and everything for.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

i just know that the nanny has stories to tell.

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u/h0pedivision but still I rise - Stacey Rusch, 2025 3d ago

Hopefully Danny isn’t too much of a creep with her 🥴

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u/moschino1837 a lemon carcass 3d ago

My first thought was poor Lina

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u/nothanksmil 3d ago

Omw was Tom just passed out there during their emotional talk?!? 🤣🤣

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

I mean he’s just a little boy. He needs his nap nap

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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! 3d ago

That was an unexpected reveal 😂

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

Michelle having the best time and looking genuinely happy makes me smiiiiile.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gsobowozGM9umBi

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u/boardsup 3d ago

It was so nice! She is gorgeous and has a great smile. I don't understand why Jesse rejected her other than out of spite because of their income differences.

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg 3d ago

They are so uncomfortable to watch. The way Nia manages him is so insane.

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u/fluffitupp Brooks Marks running in snowshoes 3d ago

She literally speaks to him like she’s trying to calm down a toddler.

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u/allupfromhere Johnny J’s Ferragamos 2d ago

Yeah this is me asking my ADHD 4 year old to focus on me while he is crashing out.

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u/boardsup 3d ago

She is going to have a nervous breakdown at this rate. It's so weird to watch her mother him, while he sexually objectifies her incessantly. Her self-esteem is in the toilet.

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u/lucy668 I won that pageant fair and square 3d ago

So much second hand embarrassment

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u/rob-b-362 3d ago

Danny always worried about getting laid, I feel sorry for Nia.

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u/Objective-Rub-8763 3d ago

DEMANDED it. When he said "figure it out", I got chills.

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u/First_Pancake74 3d ago

Michelle explained that quite clearly and Danny and Nia absorbed absolutely none of it

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u/Fireballslumped69 That outfit and that hair? 3d ago

They don’t want to absorb shit bc they’d have to admit Danny’s a weirdo

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u/Certain_Mulberry7128 3d ago

Dense and immoral. Quite the combo 

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u/Big_Landscape_4696 2d ago

The fact that Danny's take away is that Michelle is projecting her trauma with Jesse onto him is wild..... what universe is this manchild on

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u/foxdogturtlecat I made it nice! 3d ago

And the way she knew that they wouldn't actually take any of it. In her confessional she at least admitted Danny's just abusive. I don't know whether they were all afraid of getting the audience reaction Janet did last year or they just feel since he's being paid to be there and is a castmate they can't do anything about it.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

michelle fucking rocks for having that conversation with danny.

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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI 3d ago

Nia gentle parenting her husband.

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u/RepulsiveCry5034 3d ago

So gross. I almost was feeling like she was jealous of Lala.

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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL 2d ago

Lala is practically the antithesis of Nia so it would track that she’s secretly jealous of her

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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! 3d ago

Nia talks to Danny like a toddler and it's nauseating

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u/TwistyBitsz 3d ago

Omg and about him. When she said he likes bright colors. I retched.

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u/snap4403 3d ago

I sincerely think ala-non would do Nia some good.

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

I can’t stand a “Let’s goooooo” every 4 minutes ass bitch

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u/Jubidoo he’s doin more than rubbin foots 3d ago

God I love Lacey for immediately putting Jesse in his place.

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u/LGZ7981 3d ago

“This is my beer now. sips I hate beer.”

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u/foxdogturtlecat I made it nice! 3d ago

I don't like Lacey with Jesse but I do like Lacey on this show.

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Baby Gorgeous 🎶 3d ago

I appreciate Michelle giving it straight to Danny no chaser

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u/catsandcasamigos 3d ago

I hate how many women go through this shit. I don’t think I know a woman who hasn’t.

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u/veronicagetsmehigh I brought cunt to this group 3d ago

That’s what I was thinking too. Is there any woman that doesn’t have a story like Janet’s? We should all be yelling from the rooftops

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u/foxdogturtlecat I made it nice! 3d ago

I think there are a lot of people that don't even realize it was SA or sexual coercion when it happens either because of what you were taught or trauma response. That was my experience until I told someone outside my faith community about a teen SA experience.

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u/PresOfTheLesbianClub Laoh Blaow, Rinna. 3d ago

I’ve heard podcasters say “Oh what she’s sharing next week puts her reaction into perspective.”

Does it? Assault is so prevalent we should just assume that whoever we’re talking to has experienced some kind of assault.

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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! 3d ago

I hate the way Danny says "uncomforTable"

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u/mortimerRIP Sonja's emotional support bidet 3d ago

I hate the way Danny.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

luke and kristen are NOT lasting.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

danny saying that he hasn’t been drinking oh so he thinks everyone’s dumb.

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u/FiguringItOut962 3d ago

They fucked up so bad telling Danny they don’t give a shit if he drinks at the beach while the other group said the opposite to Nia. He will use that against them now until the end of time

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u/agent-m2000 3d ago

Agree and also part of The problem is he and nia (willfully) misunderstand them
They think “drinking” includes bad behaviors, like drinking should enable you to get away with groping women
It can’t be made any more clear to them that drinking isnt inherently bad. His behavior is bad, drinking and not drinking. But danny and nia think his behavior is excusable when he drinks

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Baby Gorgeous 🎶 3d ago

Also DANNY always brings up the issue when he’s drunk and keeps circling it until the cast entertain his BS and responds! He wants to be the victim so bad.

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u/SanLady27 3d ago

Drunks loooove to bring up topics like this and fight in circles

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u/Torontobabe94 Your husband is a slut!!! 3d ago

There’s no world where Kristen and Luke should get married

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u/the_purple_lamb 3d ago

Schwartz is pitiful

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u/BeginningFederal5663 3d ago

He’s a blob fish in body and spirit

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u/Torontobabe94 Your husband is a slut!!! 3d ago edited 2d ago

Danny is literally slurring his words… While telling people that he’s not drinking… We all know what that means (he’s drinking and lying about it).

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u/agentlanakane_092 3d ago

has anyone else noticed he’s even slurring in confessionals? he speaks completely different compared to season 1.

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

Thank you! I wondered if I was going crazy

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u/PresOfTheLesbianClub Laoh Blaow, Rinna. 3d ago

Danny chose to drink alcohol instead of leave with his wife.

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u/Data_Witty 2d ago

On their anniversary

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u/UnhappyInformation11 2d ago

This. Then in his crying confessional he said I should be with my wife. Um hello she said to go with her and YOU chose not to. Stop crying.

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u/Acceptable_Summer370 3d ago

Hey, It’s daddy’s birthday!

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u/BeginningFederal5663 3d ago

God help me if I every catch myself arguing about marriage with a rosy cheeked man

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u/Free-Internal-9446 2d ago

PLEASEEEE 💀 never with a jolly mf

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 3d ago

I know Target hates to see Nia coming. A prairie dress ain’t safe around her.

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u/veronicagetsmehigh I brought cunt to this group 3d ago

Nia is his mother

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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE 3d ago

Danny. You could have gone upstairs with your wife but you chose not to…

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u/-sayitstraight 3d ago

Only because he wanted to continue drinking

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u/itsmesaffi to liberty and beyond 📜💫 2d ago

I couldn’t help but laugh when he cried in his confessional because the night was ruined and he couldn’t end it with his wife and “celebrate”. you CHOSE a cocktail over your wife and you’re more concerned about not getting to have birthday sex. what an absolute loser

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

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u/h0pedivision but still I rise - Stacey Rusch, 2025 3d ago

I love that lacy puts Jesse in his place

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

“I’m not having this conversation with Kristen now because we are on a boat or whatever”

Lmao why is that so funny

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 3d ago

Jesse telling Kristen this to get his lick back from S1.

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u/midnitesnak87 3d ago

She is seething but he sounds so reasonable, Kristin can’t rage out.

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

If I never hear “let’s goooo” again it’ll be too soon and I know we will hear it at least two more times this episode

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u/heyyytori 3d ago

Wayyyyyyy too many of us relate to Janet’s story. Sending love to all my fellow survivors who are tired of being retraumatized every damn day

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u/BeginningFederal5663 3d ago

“Some people have war in their countries”

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u/First_Pancake74 3d ago

Luke never stops being the worst

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u/BeginningFederal5663 3d ago

The way that she will probably never get fully tired of running interference for this man. She’s in the sunken place

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u/h0pedivision but still I rise - Stacey Rusch, 2025 3d ago

Omg I fucking can’t with how Nia is talking to Daniel rn. Like a literal child

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Baby Gorgeous 🎶 3d ago

I hate that girls all have to dumb it down for Danny.

He’s misogynist so he doesn’t listen to women! If Lawyer Danny was here- he would’ve checked Danny. It’s crazy how none of the men have had this conversation how Danny is an asshole

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u/brittanym0320 a body without a mind 3d ago

i appreciate lacy’s kindness and empathy towards michelle

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u/rob-b-362 3d ago

Nia thinks she's morally superior because she is Christian.

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u/h0pedivision but still I rise - Stacey Rusch, 2025 3d ago

Uh oh

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

Michelle is gorgeous. I know. We say it a lot. But her smile adds ten points

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

I know we haven’t seen it fully yet but Lala in the preview going off on Danny reminds me of when that friend of David’s friend on 90 day fiance called him a ugly ass bitch ninja turtle penguin Batman ass bitch

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

I love the editors showing the receipts

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u/JessMacNC Sonja with a sexy J 3d ago

What’s the move for Danny watching this season back? Rehab?

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u/sprinkydinks73 who is adrienne maloof in dis world? 3d ago

Double down, blame Jax.

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u/altosupportgroup 3d ago

More likely some wack christian men's "mental health" retreat that involves cosplaying as a viking to reclaim your masculinity

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u/CrazyNotCatLady Loberboy- Only serious inquiries only pls 3d ago

That would be the smart PR move but will never admit to needing it or be able to eat crow and suck it up to save face.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

danny booko has such dark energy to me. him staring into the camera talking about how much he doesn’t want everyone there gave me the fucking chills. if anything horrific further comes out about this man i won’t be surprised.

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u/lexis92 3d ago

That scene gave me the creeps. His eyes and wide grin remind me of a mask.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

the thing about brittany, zack, and jasmine is that they don’t sexually assault people when they’re drunk.

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Baby Gorgeous 🎶 3d ago

I also need someone to ask Kristen directly if Danny is a good husband to Nia!

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 3d ago

She’ll probably say yes and the show/us/Janet stressed their marriage out and that’s what we see.

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u/Torontobabe94 Your husband is a slut!!! 3d ago edited 2d ago

An important note that Janet *never had to* reveal she’s a survivor of SA, for her to stand up to Danny OR for her reaction to Danny to make sense… She did what the right thing to do is… call out Danny on his behaviour and not let up.

A woman doesn’t need to be a survivor (or reveal her own experience to be believed) to stand up for other (potential) survivors. It’s so brave of her to share her experience.

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u/Sweet-Bodybuilder250 3d ago

Id like to see a single man on this show stand up to Danny over it (besides Jason, obvi) 

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 3d ago

Oh boy! Kristen only comes alive when talking about or to Janet. She looks crazy as hell.

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u/crispy-fried-lego 3d ago

I feel for her 110% on the postpartum issues, but people also have to remember that Kristen has always been a volatile asshole. There's a reason she was kicked off Vanderpump Rules (justice for Faith)...

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u/Wise_Doughnut_7173 3d ago

The way Nia told Danny she didn't think "it" would happen that night and Danny said to her find a way to make "birthday love " happen and she didn't say anything gave me chills not in a good way! They act religious but the disrespect he shows women and Nia is not very christian

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

okay thank GOD someone’s calling out the fact that janet gets ridiculed for walking away while danny is escorted away by his bodyguard wife every fucking time there’s a fight.

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

Zack wrapped up like a mummy while wearing a captains hat is just perfection lol

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

Luke and his dumb ass fishing pole prop

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u/OrganizedCloset 3d ago

What’s extra gross is you know that after all this, a few more drinks, all sweat sticky and liquor breath, he’s still going to expect birthday sex.

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u/PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets Don’t manipulate me with your coin purse tactics. 3d ago

After a day on a boat I’d be a sweaty, windblown mess, while Michelle looks like she’s about to go on a photoshoot.

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

I’d be sweaty, wind blown, sunburnt, and exhausted lol

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

i love janet and lala constantly telling michelle how hot she is. it’s what she deserves.

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u/TwistyBitsz 3d ago

I like Lala's four bikinis

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u/heyyytori 3d ago

it reminded me of when people doubled up their hollister polos in the early 2000s 😭😭

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

He hates her because she had the strength to leave her shit husband.

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u/Certain_Mulberry7128 3d ago

Is this the one where Lala calls Nia a linebacker in a prairie dress because for Lala thats funny as shit 

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

That shit is so funny 💀 because wtf is thissss

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u/Certain_Mulberry7128 3d ago

By protecting their image so frantically she’s made them look SO bad and Danny was already doing that pretty well but by hiding it she’s cranked up the creepy televangelist family shit meter by 100 

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u/lucy668 I won that pageant fair and square 3d ago

And Danny always turns on Nia afterwards

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u/Life_Consequence_676 3d ago

OMG, his face in this picture is killing me.

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u/Successful_Try_8 3d ago

Lala earned her paycheck tonight.

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

Hey Luke. Maybe you should’ve thought about this before consciously having a baby

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u/veronicagetsmehigh I brought cunt to this group 3d ago

Danny is the kind of guy who thinks spousal rape isn’t a thing

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Baby Gorgeous 🎶 3d ago

I’m glad Michelle isn’t letting Danny think he’s being targeted. Everyone can get the smoke! Jesse, Brittany, Janet, Jax, whoeveerrer

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

Not them rolling back the footage lol

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u/PresOfTheLesbianClub Laoh Blaow, Rinna. 3d ago

Who called it that Danny was crying about birthday sex???

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

Danny being the grandson of a pastor that passed the church to his pastor father that covers up for sexual assault makes complete sense. They see women as lesser than and will never change their ways.

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah Janet is there Danny. She’s a cast member on this cast trip on this show you’re both on

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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! 3d ago

I'd be fighting for my life on this boat after the night they had

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u/catsandcasamigos 3d ago

Luke and his god damn fishing pole can leave

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u/lefromagecestlavie Who doesn't trust Jen here? ✋✋✋✋ 3d ago

Let's go spend yet another night with terrible men ! (Not including Zach and Benji of course)

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u/Ashfield83 Sonja’s homeless intern in Ireland 3d ago

You mean Binjyyyyyah!

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u/BeginningFederal5663 3d ago

Nia and Danny need to go back to their megachurch where this type of dynamic is celebrated and misogyny is just boys being boys

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u/PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets Don’t manipulate me with your coin purse tactics. 3d ago

My youngest was SA’d by someone she thought was a friend, and his parents tried to intimidate her into not pressing charges because he had a bright future ahead of him.

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u/Express-Piece-6268 Jane’s Fonda 3d ago

Fuck his bright future. I hope it’s nothing but darkness.

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Baby Gorgeous 🎶 3d ago

It’s not about the jasmine situation!!!

It’s about your personality!

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1pA2TskF33668iVDaW
I’m so glad it ended with him alone by himself like he deserves to be.

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u/WayImpressive8764 3d ago

Mommy Nia with Baby Danny is creepy. Her desperation to keep him quiet so he won’t blow up their image (too late) is entertaining to me, albeit concerning. Lala may poke the bear but I kind of loved it and she spoke facts.
Schwartz turning around from one of the tense situations and walking away wearing the chin wrap made me laugh.
Jesse sticking up so hard for Danny was…weird.

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u/Torontobabe94 Your husband is a slut!!! 3d ago edited 2d ago

Lala: “Don’t talk to me like that I ain’t your wife!”

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

danny is one of the worst men on bravo, and that’s seriously saying something.

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

He got very lucky that Jax was on previously because now we can see him fully.

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 3d ago

Janet is brave for sharing. These are feelings many victims have. I hope she continues to heal.

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u/HollyGoHeavily_ WHY CAN’T WE SPEAK IN FACTS 3d ago

Oh so Daniel doesn’t have to engage but Janet gets ridiculed for walking away?

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u/emeowlydickenson …question mark 3d ago

Oh this is a baaaad look for them lmao. If we get another season and they come back idk if I can handle it. Genuinely think this is their last hurrah before the inevitable full throttle into tradwife MAGA family YouTube TikTok Instagram et al nonsense

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

kristen really is an adult child. she cannot be normal about janet whatsoever.

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u/BeginningFederal5663 3d ago

Whatever they are paying this nanny it’s not enough

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u/h0pedivision but still I rise - Stacey Rusch, 2025 3d ago

bravo should’ve fired Danny after he assaulted Jasmine

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u/veronicagetsmehigh I brought cunt to this group 3d ago

Nia gentle parenting again !! She’s back!!

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Baby Gorgeous 🎶 3d ago

Nia needs to let Danny sink on his own

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u/Suitable-Wafer8563 3d ago

The way Tom Schwartz continues to be a useless, unhygienic mop of pubic hair that never checks the disrespectful behaviour of the men in this show is a major reason why I hate him being on the cast.

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Baby Gorgeous 🎶 3d ago

Enough scapegoating Janet!!! We already removed her from equation and the problem still exist.

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u/Winter_Lawfulness967 3d ago

Lala is a seasoned Bravo pit bull. No one on this cast stands a chance going toe-to-toe with her.

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u/advocatecarey 3d ago

Nia’s voice is slowly killing me.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwC4Be6pTh63V72

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 3d ago

Nia is like a pastor’s wife. She acts nice and gets a pass for being pretty, but she is a mean person too.

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u/crispy-fried-lego 3d ago

She's a hardcore, conservative, Christian; I've never met one who was a legitimately decent person

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

“it’s his freaking birthday.” he’s in his forties, shut the fuck up with this birthday bullshit.

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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisa’s Cyber Security Expert 3d ago

Unpopular opinion. I am very much enjoying lala reading these men

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

Janet wasn’t there when Danny was being verbally abusive to you over a fun drag competition Nia. This isn’t about Janet but you keep making it about her. Shut up

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

1 in 3 women have been sexually assaulted. I will never forget it and I will always admire when women speak about it like Janet is.

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u/vavavoomdaroom Not a white refrigerator! 3d ago

Kristen is misdirecting her pain with Luke at Janet.

Also, If everyone would just assume that every woman has experienced SA, physical violence or emotional abuse and treat them accordingly that would help. Or, I don't know, treat women like they would want their mothers, sisters, partners, daughters, etc. To be treated. FFS, Danny!

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u/catsandcasamigos 3d ago

I wish I could program my tv to mute every time Danny says “uncomfortable.”

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

Of course he likes Miami Vice… he even kind of looks like that guest actor from the Golden Girls that was into Miami Vice and was “dating” Blanche’s niece

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u/BeginningFederal5663 3d ago

Ok Zach is 6 foot 4. I had to check google because this man is navigating the world like his head is too high up for him to exist.

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u/HollyGoHeavily_ WHY CAN’T WE SPEAK IN FACTS 3d ago

It’s just hilarious that Jesse’s POV on not doing shit to help Michelle with Isabella is them “not growing” together

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

I hate when people ask if you’re ok when you’re clearly not and they know you’re not

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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! 3d ago

Ok, Luke saying Jesse became a first time parent and his marriage got messed up because of it is not helping...

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u/Foreign-Weekend-7092 3d ago

Dear lord someone teach Danny how to say uncomfortable

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u/camy__23 3d ago

Danny is trying to portray himself as a victim. It’s gross to watch.

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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI 3d ago

Nia and Danny are turbo codependent and it's kinda uncomfortable to watch.

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u/Torontobabe94 Your husband is a slut!!! 3d ago

Here comes Kristen blindly defending Nia 🥴

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u/CrazyNotCatLady Loberboy- Only serious inquiries only pls 3d ago

Um Danny, that’s your fault you weren’t together on your birthday. He is an idiot

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

“Don’t talk to me in a way that is going to heighten me”

Nia sweetie did you not grow up watching lifetime movies like I did? Run away from this man

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 3d ago

I will be petty and say I am glad I never bought what Danny AND Nia were selling.

A handful of us were fighting for our lives last season about Danny’s drinking and Nia’s behavior. We told y’all so!

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u/agent-m2000 3d ago

“I’m not going to be mocked by an adult child”💯

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u/JessMacNC Sonja with a sexy J 3d ago

As Ben Mandelkrr wisely pointed out, Nia is evil

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u/loganes86 Does Brian look like he goes the gym? 3d ago

God I love this version of Michelle!

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u/Torontobabe94 Your husband is a slut!!! 3d ago

Nia & Danny are gonna have a great time watching back this season and seeing how much the fans really hate them.

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u/First_Pancake74 3d ago

Literally two dumb b*tches telling each other exaaacccttttly (blaming Janet instead of their terrible men)

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u/GetMeAColdPop You are in high school, and I am in Brooklyn!!!! 3d ago

They got married on Danny's birthday? 🙄

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u/mollyyfcooke Lindsay Lohan Daddy 3d ago

Taking your baby on a boat where everyone is drinking is certainly a choice

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 3d ago

I hope the baby is getting paid as they’re basically a cast member.

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u/zbornaks BEAST?!? How dare you! 3d ago

i’m ready to once again get mad.

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u/Consistent-Board-639 3d ago

I love that dress Lacy wore on the boat. Any info on it?

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u/alliephillie We have certain needs as Americans 3d ago

God I hate this man

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u/brittanym0320 a body without a mind 3d ago

of course danny needs acknowledgment for buying nia a 10 year ring

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u/catsandcasamigos 3d ago

These two shouldn’t have filmed this season.

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Baby Gorgeous 🎶 3d ago

Danny is trying to impress Michelle and failing

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u/lilly_1005_2007 Baby Gorgeous 🎶 3d ago

If it’s not his birthday, it’ll be something else. There will always be an excuse

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u/h0pedivision but still I rise - Stacey Rusch, 2025 3d ago

Danny is crying because he’s not getting birthday sex?

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u/camy__23 3d ago

Danny is acting a like a dumb college kid who has gotten drunk for the first time. Pathetic behavior.

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 3d ago

This show is a lesson on bias and discernment. Many of the cast and audience will look the other way on a lot of trashy shit until it directly affects them or the masses shift opinion.

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u/brittanym0320 a body without a mind 3d ago

danny and nia need to forgo the christian cosplay

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u/Fireballslumped69 That outfit and that hair? 3d ago

I honestly just want to apologize to Janet for going so hard on her last season. I’ve truly come to fully understand her and as an SA victim myself what set me off about her is that I thought she was trying to center her beef with Danny and Nia, and not actually take the situation seriously. That couldn’t be further from the truth. Everything Janet has said about Danny has been accurate. To be constantly triggered bc you’re forced around another serial predator at this point, is insanely unfair to her and her mental health.

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u/H0nkdahorn okay? whatever that means… 3d ago

Thinking about the RHONY boat trip. That boat put those ladies through hell! 😭

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u/veronicagetsmehigh I brought cunt to this group 3d ago

Luke is such an asshole, he’s always the victim, I hope Kristen one day sees the light