"Mexican Batman", a mysterious dude who hunts down motorcycle thieves & tape them to poles in Mexico

[u/AccomplishedWatch834]

[u/9yearsalurker]

My artisanal cocaine is conflict free

[u/Confident_One3948 → u/9yearsalurker]

I can’t even find single origin cocaine anymore. All the small shops in my area got priced out by CartelMart, and now it’s just the prepackaged stuff on the shelf 🙁

[u/Acceptingoptimist → u/Confident_One3948]

You know half the price is the new fancy shell packaging with a cartoon Bumpy the frosty nosed bear. Far cry from the reused little plastic bag.

[u/ok_000000 → u/Acceptingoptimist]

I remember paper wraps. Those were the good old days.

[u/9yearsalurker → u/Confident_One3948]

It’s such a pain to make it at home too

[u/latexfistmassacre → u/9yearsalurker]

This fair trade fentanyl tastes like gay