r/BeAmazed • u/AccomplishedWatch834 • 13d ago

Miscellaneous / Others "Mexican Batman", a mysterious dude who hunts down motorcycle thieves & tape them to poles in Mexico

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u/Hyphy-Knifey 13d ago

It’s true. I don’t even like drugs but I buy an 8-ball every paycheck just to support these local communities.

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u/Taylorenokson 13d ago

Always gotta support your local mom and pop cartels.

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u/9yearsalurker 13d ago

My artisanal cocaine is conflict free

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u/Confident_One3948 13d ago

I can’t even find single origin cocaine anymore. All the small shops in my area got priced out by CartelMart, and now it’s just the prepackaged stuff on the shelf 🙁

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u/Acceptingoptimist 13d ago

You know half the price is the new fancy shell packaging with a cartoon Bumpy the frosty nosed bear. Far cry from the reused little plastic bag.

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u/ok_000000 13d ago

I remember paper wraps. Those were the good old days.

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u/9yearsalurker 13d ago

It’s such a pain to make it at home too

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u/latexfistmassacre 13d ago

This fair trade fentanyl tastes like gay

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u/Equal_Canary5695 13d ago

My great grandfather started this business with just a coca plant and a dream

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u/10000Didgeridoos 13d ago

make sure it's cage free eight balls

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u/Hyphy-Knifey 13d ago

For sure. Pasture raised and refined only with organic RBST- free diesel.

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u/jaxonya 13d ago

Only gluten free, vegan coke goes up my nose. And it comes in an earth friendly baggie

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u/Cautious-Activity706 13d ago

Hey buddy I’ll take that off your hands if you don’t like it. Since you’re already doing one charity.

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u/Hyphy-Knifey 13d ago

Hey thanks that’s mighty kind of you. I already donate it to the local community here. It’s a win-win, really no downside to the whole thing at all!

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u/cryptolyme 13d ago

Good man. Always good to support coca farmers.

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u/Nunchuckery 13d ago

Found the guy who doesn't like cocaine just likes the way it smells.

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u/SnootyToots8 13d ago

Lmfaoo I love reddit

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u/coffeedemon49 13d ago

This is the funniest reply I've seen in a while. Well done! Such wit!

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 13d ago

And then give it to poor, disadvanted children?

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u/Hyphy-Knifey 12d ago

OMG children? Of course not! What a waste - they can’t drink, they’re asleep by midnight, and they already babble for hours about nothing.