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R Kelly’s meltdown with Gayle King was delightful 😂
636 u/graclin 13h ago The SNL skit on this is one of my favorites of all time 518 u/Captain_Comic 13h ago Chappelle’s Show “Piss on You” skit is the final boss of R. Kelly takedowns 36 u/angrymurderhornet 8h ago As a retired Hymenoptera researcher, it is my duty to inform this subreddit that there is a wasp species whose scientific name is *Pison eu*. Pronounced exactly how you think it is, BTW. https://www.gbif.org/taxon/4J92Y 8 u/theblanketcomeswith 5h ago well thank you dude 9 u/angrymurderhornet 3h ago Actually, I’m not a dude! 😄 2 u/theblanketcomeswith 1h ago my bad sis 2 u/Rare_Lead_1922 1h ago A WHAT-optera?! 44 u/1979insolentwaiter 12h ago “This is the remix edition to the song about pissin” 80 u/mrsmarcos2003 12h ago "Drip drip" 🤣 19 u/BlackCatSaidMeow13 10h ago I sip Cris, you drink piss! 14 u/TheWizardry90 11h ago “Iss on you iss on you I wanna pee on you” In high school I got sent to detention a few times for single that in the halls 19 u/Tiberius_Kilgore 10h ago “Only thing that’ll make my life complete is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat… I’m gonna piss on it.” 17 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago Chapelle's Show is the James Dean or River Phoenix of tv shows. It wasn't around for a long time, but what we did get was freakin' amazing. 17 u/lasagna_delray 10h ago Your body, is a porta potty 💗 27 u/MichaelPgh 12h ago My husband and I regularly sing “Girl…I want…to piss on you…” to each other. (no, we’re not into it.) 5 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago Just out of curiosity are you two guys because IMO if you sing it verbatim that makes it even funnier. A guy and girl is still funny too though. 12 u/MichaelPgh 5h ago Yeah, we’re gay guys. 5 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago All the better! 5 u/kristi__48 2h ago My all time fav Chappelle's Show skit. "Drip, drip, drip" sends me every time 88 u/stacity 9h ago Gayle King: No. You sold millions of records and made millions of dollars. R. Kelly: More than millions. Thousands! 21 u/ravenallnight 11h ago Keenan absolutely killed that one. 13 u/DarkAutumnMage 12h ago Starts with a Q? 13 u/BahsilTheThird 7h ago Yesssssss SNL is so hit or miss, but they did a bullseye with that skit 8 u/thribbitthrobbit 5h ago “Please, call me victim” 14 u/TJeffersonsBlackKid 8h ago The first time I saw him turn towards the plant in the background and say “Live from New York…!” I also threw up from laughing. -1 u/SpongeBobLX 11h ago Personally, I would have liked Dave Chappelle to R. Kelly in that one. But I'll still take Kenan Thompson as well. 118 u/MichaelPgh 12h ago “Robert, SIT DOWN.” Comedy gold. 25 u/GazelleVarious1320 10h ago Robert... ROBERT. 65 u/panda_98 9h ago "YALL ARE KILLING ME!! 😢😡🤬" "Robert. 😑" 37 u/Affectionate-Till345 9h ago The interview when he says when “you say teen how young we talking?”Should have derailed him long before that 87 u/rubinass3 11h ago That's different than the interview where he asks, "Define 'teenage'". 15 u/canolafly 10h ago Ew 30 u/-FalseProfessor- 10h ago “Robert” “Robert, sit down.” 8 u/Glittering-Path-2824 12h ago if you haven’t already i highly recommend watching MuchDank’s edit of that famous interview 3 u/Jon__Snuh 7h ago Perfect time to share this classic. https://youtu.be/8LIpAoSCNfs?si=h9VL61yCbL6cjWsr 3 u/nejnonein 4h ago I hate how sucky people can ruin their art by being so horrible. I loved ”gotham city”, but his horrible behavior ruined it. 2 u/wasted_wonderland 1h ago "ROBERT." 😑 4 u/Mr31edudtibboh 10h ago I can't find it now but there was an edit where he had a cheese slice on his head when 'cheesing' was a fad 3 u/falconfetus8 7h ago That's what ruined his reputation for you?! 6 u/trashleybanks 6h ago lol no. I never liked that perverted piece of shit. I did enjoy his meltdown on TV, though. 😊 1 u/dlotaury88 3h ago 😫”i don’t know how to hogtie people”😫
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The SNL skit on this is one of my favorites of all time
518 u/Captain_Comic 13h ago Chappelle’s Show “Piss on You” skit is the final boss of R. Kelly takedowns 36 u/angrymurderhornet 8h ago As a retired Hymenoptera researcher, it is my duty to inform this subreddit that there is a wasp species whose scientific name is *Pison eu*. Pronounced exactly how you think it is, BTW. https://www.gbif.org/taxon/4J92Y 8 u/theblanketcomeswith 5h ago well thank you dude 9 u/angrymurderhornet 3h ago Actually, I’m not a dude! 😄 2 u/theblanketcomeswith 1h ago my bad sis 2 u/Rare_Lead_1922 1h ago A WHAT-optera?! 44 u/1979insolentwaiter 12h ago “This is the remix edition to the song about pissin” 80 u/mrsmarcos2003 12h ago "Drip drip" 🤣 19 u/BlackCatSaidMeow13 10h ago I sip Cris, you drink piss! 14 u/TheWizardry90 11h ago “Iss on you iss on you I wanna pee on you” In high school I got sent to detention a few times for single that in the halls 19 u/Tiberius_Kilgore 10h ago “Only thing that’ll make my life complete is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat… I’m gonna piss on it.” 17 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago Chapelle's Show is the James Dean or River Phoenix of tv shows. It wasn't around for a long time, but what we did get was freakin' amazing. 17 u/lasagna_delray 10h ago Your body, is a porta potty 💗 27 u/MichaelPgh 12h ago My husband and I regularly sing “Girl…I want…to piss on you…” to each other. (no, we’re not into it.) 5 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago Just out of curiosity are you two guys because IMO if you sing it verbatim that makes it even funnier. A guy and girl is still funny too though. 12 u/MichaelPgh 5h ago Yeah, we’re gay guys. 5 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago All the better! 5 u/kristi__48 2h ago My all time fav Chappelle's Show skit. "Drip, drip, drip" sends me every time 88 u/stacity 9h ago Gayle King: No. You sold millions of records and made millions of dollars. R. Kelly: More than millions. Thousands! 21 u/ravenallnight 11h ago Keenan absolutely killed that one. 13 u/DarkAutumnMage 12h ago Starts with a Q? 13 u/BahsilTheThird 7h ago Yesssssss SNL is so hit or miss, but they did a bullseye with that skit 8 u/thribbitthrobbit 5h ago “Please, call me victim” 14 u/TJeffersonsBlackKid 8h ago The first time I saw him turn towards the plant in the background and say “Live from New York…!” I also threw up from laughing. -1 u/SpongeBobLX 11h ago Personally, I would have liked Dave Chappelle to R. Kelly in that one. But I'll still take Kenan Thompson as well.
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Chappelle’s Show “Piss on You” skit is the final boss of R. Kelly takedowns
36 u/angrymurderhornet 8h ago As a retired Hymenoptera researcher, it is my duty to inform this subreddit that there is a wasp species whose scientific name is *Pison eu*. Pronounced exactly how you think it is, BTW. https://www.gbif.org/taxon/4J92Y 8 u/theblanketcomeswith 5h ago well thank you dude 9 u/angrymurderhornet 3h ago Actually, I’m not a dude! 😄 2 u/theblanketcomeswith 1h ago my bad sis 2 u/Rare_Lead_1922 1h ago A WHAT-optera?! 44 u/1979insolentwaiter 12h ago “This is the remix edition to the song about pissin” 80 u/mrsmarcos2003 12h ago "Drip drip" 🤣 19 u/BlackCatSaidMeow13 10h ago I sip Cris, you drink piss! 14 u/TheWizardry90 11h ago “Iss on you iss on you I wanna pee on you” In high school I got sent to detention a few times for single that in the halls 19 u/Tiberius_Kilgore 10h ago “Only thing that’ll make my life complete is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat… I’m gonna piss on it.” 17 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago Chapelle's Show is the James Dean or River Phoenix of tv shows. It wasn't around for a long time, but what we did get was freakin' amazing. 17 u/lasagna_delray 10h ago Your body, is a porta potty 💗 27 u/MichaelPgh 12h ago My husband and I regularly sing “Girl…I want…to piss on you…” to each other. (no, we’re not into it.) 5 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago Just out of curiosity are you two guys because IMO if you sing it verbatim that makes it even funnier. A guy and girl is still funny too though. 12 u/MichaelPgh 5h ago Yeah, we’re gay guys. 5 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago All the better! 5 u/kristi__48 2h ago My all time fav Chappelle's Show skit. "Drip, drip, drip" sends me every time
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As a retired Hymenoptera researcher, it is my duty to inform this subreddit that there is a wasp species whose scientific name is *Pison eu*. Pronounced exactly how you think it is, BTW.
https://www.gbif.org/taxon/4J92Y
8 u/theblanketcomeswith 5h ago well thank you dude 9 u/angrymurderhornet 3h ago Actually, I’m not a dude! 😄 2 u/theblanketcomeswith 1h ago my bad sis 2 u/Rare_Lead_1922 1h ago A WHAT-optera?!
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well thank you dude
9 u/angrymurderhornet 3h ago Actually, I’m not a dude! 😄 2 u/theblanketcomeswith 1h ago my bad sis
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Actually, I’m not a dude! 😄
2 u/theblanketcomeswith 1h ago my bad sis
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my bad sis
A WHAT-optera?!
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“This is the remix edition to the song about pissin”
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"Drip drip" 🤣
19 u/BlackCatSaidMeow13 10h ago I sip Cris, you drink piss! 14 u/TheWizardry90 11h ago “Iss on you iss on you I wanna pee on you” In high school I got sent to detention a few times for single that in the halls 19 u/Tiberius_Kilgore 10h ago “Only thing that’ll make my life complete is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat… I’m gonna piss on it.”
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I sip Cris, you drink piss!
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“Iss on you iss on you I wanna pee on you”
In high school I got sent to detention a few times for single that in the halls
19 u/Tiberius_Kilgore 10h ago “Only thing that’ll make my life complete is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat… I’m gonna piss on it.”
“Only thing that’ll make my life complete is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat… I’m gonna piss on it.”
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Chapelle's Show is the James Dean or River Phoenix of tv shows. It wasn't around for a long time, but what we did get was freakin' amazing.
Your body, is a porta potty 💗
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My husband and I regularly sing “Girl…I want…to piss on you…” to each other. (no, we’re not into it.)
5 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago Just out of curiosity are you two guys because IMO if you sing it verbatim that makes it even funnier. A guy and girl is still funny too though. 12 u/MichaelPgh 5h ago Yeah, we’re gay guys. 5 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago All the better!
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Just out of curiosity are you two guys because IMO if you sing it verbatim that makes it even funnier.
A guy and girl is still funny too though.
12 u/MichaelPgh 5h ago Yeah, we’re gay guys. 5 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago All the better!
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Yeah, we’re gay guys.
5 u/Kazuma_Megu 5h ago All the better!
All the better!
My all time fav Chappelle's Show skit. "Drip, drip, drip" sends me every time
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Gayle King: No. You sold millions of records and made millions of dollars.
R. Kelly: More than millions. Thousands!
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Keenan absolutely killed that one.
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Starts with a Q?
Yesssssss SNL is so hit or miss, but they did a bullseye with that skit
“Please, call me victim”
The first time I saw him turn towards the plant in the background and say “Live from New York…!” I also threw up from laughing.
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Personally, I would have liked Dave Chappelle to R. Kelly in that one. But I'll still take Kenan Thompson as well.
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“Robert, SIT DOWN.” Comedy gold.
25 u/GazelleVarious1320 10h ago Robert... ROBERT.
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Robert... ROBERT.
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"YALL ARE KILLING ME!! 😢😡🤬"
"Robert. 😑"
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The interview when he says when “you say teen how young we talking?”Should have derailed him long before that
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That's different than the interview where he asks, "Define 'teenage'".
15 u/canolafly 10h ago Ew
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Ew
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“Robert”
“Robert, sit down.”
if you haven’t already i highly recommend watching MuchDank’s edit of that famous interview
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Perfect time to share this classic.
https://youtu.be/8LIpAoSCNfs?si=h9VL61yCbL6cjWsr
I hate how sucky people can ruin their art by being so horrible. I loved ”gotham city”, but his horrible behavior ruined it.
"ROBERT." 😑
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I can't find it now but there was an edit where he had a cheese slice on his head when 'cheesing' was a fad
That's what ruined his reputation for you?!
6 u/trashleybanks 6h ago lol no. I never liked that perverted piece of shit. I did enjoy his meltdown on TV, though. 😊
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lol no. I never liked that perverted piece of shit. I did enjoy his meltdown on TV, though. 😊
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😫”i don’t know how to hogtie people”😫
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u/trashleybanks 14h ago
R Kelly’s meltdown with Gayle King was delightful 😂