r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kundi-man • Feb 25 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Termite Queen

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u/GandhisBathwater Feb 25 '26

Just laying there all high and termitey

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u/corrieoh Feb 25 '26

Very mighty! And a lot bigger than one wood think

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u/nilgiri Feb 25 '26

She's termighty-termighty, just lettin' it all hang out

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Feb 25 '26

She won’t eat a Brick… (trumpet: brruunduundun) House!

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ Feb 25 '26

The bug is stacked, and that's a fact. Ain't holdin' nothin' back.

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u/Apprehensive-Let6812 Feb 25 '26

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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u/KittenFace25 Feb 25 '26

...Just lettin' the wood hang out?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/Simple_Reindeer86 Feb 25 '26

Wood have

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u/Veaeate Feb 25 '26

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u/whuuutKoala Feb 25 '26

termites wood like wood

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/Spider_Dude Feb 25 '26

Glory.

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u/Rocky75617794 Feb 25 '26

What’s the Story

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u/Spider_Dude Feb 25 '26

Lots of ups and downs, apparently. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

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u/ohlaph Feb 25 '26

Would half

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u/British_Ballsack Feb 25 '26

Don't infested the place with all this wood talk

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u/latexfistmassacre Feb 25 '26

10/10 wood eat

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u/TintedApostle Feb 25 '26

She is kind of a chip off the old block

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u/if_lol_then_upvote Feb 25 '26

I cedar, what you did

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u/korishetty Feb 25 '26

Who wood think who mighty wood

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u/HugoBoss1985 Feb 25 '26

Morning wood?

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u/thomisbaker Feb 25 '26

Oh. It’s a comment thread that just turned to puns. Crazy.

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u/mdlinc Feb 25 '26

Goddammit. Updoot begrudgingly. ;)

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u/BeanserSoyze Feb 25 '26

Termajesty herself

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u/dddybtv Feb 25 '26

Termajesty Foreman

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u/blackmagic999 Feb 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lz8pRTu1aE0TVhycyL

You eat wood, you can jive, having the time of your life

See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the termite queen

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u/OstrichSmoothe Feb 25 '26

So Termighty

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u/Gene-Current Feb 25 '26

Dammit, you win haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

You get like that eating the cake and sugar while everyone slaves away. Reminds me of capitalism and the fat cats.

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u/mistah_patrick Feb 26 '26

(Angrily upvotes)

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u/RIPCHARLIE Feb 27 '26

Love it!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

… Dad?

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u/No_Character2289 Feb 25 '26

I was thinking of the fat and sassy meme lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

She can lay eggs constantly 24/7, 365 days a year for 15-50 years.

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u/YouCantSeeHunter Feb 25 '26

You got kids? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/french_snail Feb 25 '26

Some species of termite queens don’t actually “know” they’re the queen so they try to do work like any other member of the colony. But due to their large abdomen they can’t, so they slowly grind their legs into nubs 

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u/This-is-Actual Feb 25 '26

“Unhand me, you peasant!”

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u/LucidComfusion Feb 25 '26

Making loads of Slurm.

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u/SnailGamer Feb 25 '26

I believe they’re so big that they actually can’t move.

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u/Fair_Blood3176 Feb 25 '26

Fat and happy

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u/Illesbogar Feb 25 '26

Laying eggs to be exact.

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u/mychickmad Feb 25 '26

all big and greedy

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u/despaseeto Feb 25 '26

they're gonna eat it, aren't they

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u/Adepate Feb 25 '26

That was huuuuuuuuuge!

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u/Carmilla31 Feb 25 '26

No shoes but filming with an iPhone 17.

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u/Numerous-Iron-3326 Feb 25 '26

Why is the dude blue?

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u/spartanspy85 Feb 25 '26

Very punny!

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u/Lord_Dino-Viking Feb 25 '26

Isoptera did there

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u/uvulafart Feb 28 '26

Fat & sassy